Stranger things have happened...
Odds of being killed by lightning 2,320,000 to 1
Odds of dating a supermodel 88,000 to 1
Odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 3 to 1
Odds of being on plane with a drunken pilot: 117 to 1
Odds of dating a millionaire: 215 to 1
Odds of getting a royal flush in poker on first five cards dealt: 649,740 to 1
Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 2,232 to 1
Odds of getting canonized: 20,000,000 to 1
Odds of winning X Lotto is 1 in 8,145,060
Odds of beating the hawks this week IMO......50 to 1
Carn the Paaaeeeer