Forklift Showdown

[Magpiespower]

Footy feud at factory turns bloody

http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,19655270%255E2682,00.html

"I love me Power, but Sim, one minute he was a Carlton supporter, the next a Crows supporter.

"He had two scarfs – one for the Crows and one for Carlton. If the Crows were losing, he'd wear the Carlton scarf and if Carlton were losing, he'd wear the Crows scarf."

Bloody typical.

[Dog_ger]

I honestly think this is more than Footy Related...?

At my place of employment I wear a Collingwood Beanie and go around like a dickhead saying Eddie McGuire for PM.....

I hope no one takes me serious enough to run me over in the carpark...? I really follow the Crows but no one would know....?

Get a LIFE and LAUGH A LITTLE....!!!

[Rik E Boy]

Greeks and Italians have always got on well haven't they LOL. Definetely more than just footy related this one.

regards,

REB

[Pseudo]

I heard about this one on the daily rotten news, of all places...

http://www.dailyrotten.com

[mal]

IT WAS A DIFFERENT SHOWDOWN.

It was not the CROWS v POWER
It was the GREEK v ITALIAN

Simeon[Greek] and Frank[Italian] have been insulting each
other over thier Greek and Italian heritages at work.
The first dispute went like this:

" Eh Frank the Greeks hava got the Parthenon."
" Bigga Deal Simeon us a Italians hava got a wonder of the world the Colisuem."
" So a what we Greeks we a invented the Olympic Games dickhead."
" Shut up a you Greek barstad , we Italians we hava the greatest a army in the history we hava the Roman Empire."
" Eh you bloody spaghetti muncher we a invented sex we greeks we are a the best."
" Listen you Greek wanker it is a true you a invented the sex, but it was us magnifico Italians who introduced it to women!"............That was round 1...........

[Punk Rooster]

Round 2...

Italian: Muh cousin a, Guiseppe, well he invented da concrete
Greek, well muh uncle Stavros, he spraya muh concrete da green, to looka lika grass
I: Thats a nothin. Muh uncle a owner a blocka shops, and a coupla houses too
G: I giva muh uncle's daughter a bigga wedding than a your familie.
I: I **** a your uncles daughter ina da ****
*knuckle knuckle*

[am Bays]

Stavros to Guido:

My Mummas gotta bigga moustache thana your Mumma.....

[Dog_ger]

Guido to Stavros :

My Mama's gota only one'a eyebrow

Yours'a hasa two..!