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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby AKA » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:28 pm

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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:36 pm

This list throws up some interesting names for each team:

Ihttp://www.footballinvective.com/featu ... sides.html

Interestingly Downsborough makes West Coast's team but not Adelaide's.
There's also no Port side, which probably tells us that it goes without saying that anyone who plays for the Power is among the worst AFL players ever...
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby best on hill » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:39 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:This list throws up some interesting names for each team:

Ihttp://www.footballinvective.com/featu ... sides.html

Interestingly Downsborough makes West Coast's team but not Adelaide's.
There's also no Port side, which probably tells us that it goes without saying that anyone who plays for the Power is among the worst AFL players ever...


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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby cripple » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:43 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:This list throws up some interesting names for each team:

Ihttp://www.footballinvective.com/featu ... sides.html

Interestingly Downsborough makes West Coast's team but not Adelaide's.
There's also no Port side, which probably tells us that it goes without saying that anyone who plays for the Power is among the worst AFL players ever...


Seems to be a lot of brothers of good players throughout those teams, even a coaches son floating around at Nth Melbourne.
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby OnSong » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:11 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:This list throws up some interesting names for each team:

Ihttp://www.footballinvective.com/featu ... sides.html

Interestingly Downsborough makes West Coast's team but not Adelaide's.
There's also no Port side, which probably tells us that it goes without saying that anyone who plays for the Power is among the worst AFL players ever...

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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Dirko » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:44 pm

The Carlton side is a shocker, although seeing Kade Simpson named in the centre shows that hindsight is a wonderful thing.....
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby CK » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:19 pm

Dog_ger wrote:Don't know if you guys are old enough..?

There was a guy called Jacko, many years ago.

My memory sees him in red and white but that could be way off.

Was it Mark Jackson...? :-? :lol:


Would be unfair to include Jacko in this list - his average of 3.76 goals per game puts him a fair way up there in most lists of good forwards and return per game.
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby tiger07andbeyond » Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:56 pm

Lindsay Thomas
Media Park wrote:You'd sort of hope to finish third in such a tightly contested year- get the cheap win over the fourth placed side for a bit of momentum.

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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Media Park » Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:59 pm

tiger07andbeyond wrote:Lindsay Thomas


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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Zathrus » Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:03 pm

best on hill wrote:
tigerpie wrote:b.o.h. how about scott hodges does he fit YOUR criteria? both crow players you mention would be walk ups for port...really get real mate.


yep great sanfl player, i think the coach at the time didnt get the best out of him though


yep great sanfl player, too one dimensional, great lead, great kick, but when they stopped putting it in front of him, and started dropping it on his head making him stop and prop, the fullback killed him.

They did the same thing to Modra, that's why he started going body on body in the square. Much better at ground level than Hodges

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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Footy Smart » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:39 pm

Tom Logan

Absolute badger, anyone can be a kamikazi on a footy field you have to be able to play and use the footy!
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Booney » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:42 pm

Footy Smart wrote:Tom Logan

Absolute badger, anyone can be a kamikazi on a footy field you have to be able to play and use the footy!


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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Footy Smart » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:50 pm

Booney wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:Tom Logan

Absolute badger, anyone can be a kamikazi on a footy field you have to be able to play and use the footy!


:roll:



Watching the game last night his disposal and decision making is terrible. A poor mans Jacon Surjan!
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby helicopterking » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:08 pm

Watching the game last night his disposal and decision making is terrible. A poor mans Jacon Surjan![/quote]

WOW, that is as poor as they come! :shock: :)
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby sapaul » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:14 pm

Brodie Martin.
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Il Duce » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:31 pm

spelling will be wrong in these names

Mark dravsavic
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Lawence Angwin
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby Gingernuts » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:55 pm

sapaul wrote:Brodie Martin.


Are you serious?? You bumped this thread to bag out a bloke who played a full game yesterday and had to front up for an AFL match less than 24 hrs later? Doubtful anyone could butter up after a full SANFL game and make any sort of impact on in an AFL match, least of all a bloke who's fringe at best at the moment.
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby David Brent » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:34 pm

Dean Polo & Rap Clarke
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby valleys07 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:58 pm

I actually think dean polo has improved as a player since becoming a saint. Has a definitive shut down role each week and on most occasions does it well.

By no means a star but has improved since crossing from richmond.
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Re: Top Ten Worst AFL Footballers Ever

Postby OnSong » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:08 pm

Pains me to say it but agree Valleys, Polo is no longer the spud he once was. Still a douche in my eyes though:
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