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by **silicone skyline** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:34 pm

I've seen a couple of beauties lately and I have a taste for them now.

There's a great range of players names that can be used in classic puns, such as Steven Quartermain's inadvertent "Whelan's had his hands full with Dick."

Feel free to add you own.

"Wet Dick slips into Sidebottom"

"Dick stands tall in slippery conditions"

Oh the possibilities ...

"Matthew Bate plans for Dick next week"

by **hearts on fire** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:35 pm

As soon as i heard Quartermain yesterday, i knew one of you blokes would mention it on here.

by **silicone skyline** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:38 pm

Josh Fraser caught palming Cox.

by **silicone skyline** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:41 pm

"Dick finds relief and comfort in John."

by **silicone skyline** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:48 pm

"Didak caught in late night binge in city with Dick out too."

by **Strawb** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:51 pm

Collingwoods next back line Dick, Goldsack and Cox

by **Booney** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:52 pm

Cox of Collingwood penetrates with a looooong kick to the goal mouth looking for Dick, Dick arrives to find Cox from West Coast has beaten him...

West Coast go long, Cox goes up......Sidebottom!

by **silicone skyline** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:53 pm

Dick squirts one out onto Didak's chest.

Collingwood training sees Dick appear, lacks balls

by Q. » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:33 pm

SS, you seem pretty obsessed with Dick. I just wish I had grabbed Dick for my SC team early on. I wonder if it's a bit late to put Dick in there.

by **silicone skyline** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:53 am

It's never too late to put Dick in there.

by **Strawb** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:36 am

Dick did?

by **dedja** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:33 am

clever Dick

by **Strawb** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:07 pm

what did dick do

by **silicone skyline** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:10 pm

Collingwood speechless when Dick was needlessly punched behind play.

by Q. » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:12 pm

silicone skyline wrote:Collingwood speechless when Dick was needlessly punched behind play.

The normally hard Dick went down pretty quickly after that. Dick was unable to get up again.

by **silicone skyline** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:13 pm

Dick went limp and was no good for play after that.

by **Strawb** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:34 pm

I wonder if Dick fears a cold spoon

by **silicone skyline** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:38 pm

Malthouse wants Dick in his side

by Q. » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:44 pm

In their next game, Jared Crouch has been told to run with Dick the whole time. Roos has said that if Crouch wears Dick like a glove, then Dick won't get a touch.

by **oldeagle** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:02 pm

I think it was Robert Walls a few years ago giving his votes for best on ground.

It went something like

"3 Cousins
2 Cox
1 Chick
I think I've just started a porno"

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