Stuck in the middle with poo

[Rik E Boy]

Stuck in the middle with poo*
(to the tune of Stuck in the middle with you by Stealers Wheel)

Well I don’t know why we came here tonight
The Port scorebard was a god-awful sight
Laidley’s mad, he nearly broke all the chairs,
And he’s lashing out on the stadium stairs
Roos to the left of him
Shinboners to the right, here we are
Stuck in the middle with poo

Yes we’re stuck in the middle with poo
And we’re wondering if we can afford to go ‘Blue’
We could hardly lose anymore face,
Tank a bit, get into that priority place
Roos to the left of him, Shinboners to the right
Here we are stuck in the middle with poo

Well you started out with nothing
And you’re proud even though you got no fans
And to the league you all go crawling
Slap Andy on the back and say..
Please……Please…..

Trying to get frees ‘fore the fall
But the umpires just wouldn’t play tunnelball
It’s just so cool to fall into the eight
And our home is in every which state
Roos to the left of me, Shinboners to the right
Here we are stuck in the middle with poo

Well you started out with nothing
And you’re proud even though you got no fans
And to the league you all go crawling
Slap Andy on the back and say..
Please……Please…..

Well I don’t know why we came here tonight
The Port scorebard was a god-awful sight
Laidley’s mad, he nearly broke all the chairs,
And he’s lashing out on the stadium stairs
Roos to the left of him
Shinboners to the right, here we are
Stuck in the middle with poo

regards,

REB

*Apologies to Gerry Rafferty and Stealers Wheel

[smac]

More rolled gold there REB.

[stan]

missed your calling REB, would have made a great song writer!

[Thiele]

Excellent one REB