How to fix St Kilda

[Psyber]

Perhaps it would be easier to "fix" the players - a local Vet would probably give them a good bulk price.
Alternatively, there may be a local resident who runs a hobby farm and is skilled with the "Elastrator", as I was when I bred goats on my farm near Hahndorf.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elastrator

[Rik E Boy]

If only we had 2 divisions.

Relegate them to Divy 2.

With a 24 month, 1 player interchange exclusion.

And possibly a 25% reduction of prise money....

What about a 2 year x 5 poker machine reduction also, in the club....

Your mob wins Div 2 every year.

regards,

REB