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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

1.open google.
2.type in "find chuck norris"
3.click on "I'm feeling lucky"

what is the deal with Chuck Norris? Why has he become such an icon at the moment?

He careful DW... He could beat you up without leaving home.

Not sure. Think it just seems to be that some college kids in the US got big on him a few years back with a website devoted to him, which absolutely took off via the net. Same way I guess that everyone went through the similar thing with Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon about 15 years ago. Congrats too on 8000 posts. That's a lot of time sitting around thinking about the important stuff, like Chuck Norris.

some of his movies were shockers

rogernumber10 wrote:Not sure. Think it just seems to be that some college kids in the US got big on him a few years back with a website devoted to him, which absolutely took off via the net. Same way I guess that everyone went through the similar thing with Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon about 15 years ago. Congrats too on 8000 posts. That's a lot of time sitting around thinking about the important stuff, like Chuck Norris.

Mr T has come back in the same fashion too I guess.

Thanks for the congrats Rog, I'm trying to decide if it's an achievement or not...

Those Norris facts are pure gold.
I stumbled upon them about a year ago and laugh my arse off every time I read them.
Apparently Chuck Norris is sueing a bloke who compiled the facts and put them into a book.

Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm, simply by pointing at her and saying 'Booya'!

I just like any one who cuts the sleeves off a jumper (sweater) and turns it into a work out top!

Barry Dawson wrote:Those Norris facts are pure gold.
I stumbled upon them about a year ago and laugh my arse off every time I read them.
Apparently Chuck Norris is sueing a bloke who compiled the facts and put them into a book.

Thats the worst move he could make, if i were him i would embrace the whole thing, it would be the best career move ever. Could you imagine him wearing a t-shirt that say 'Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits' or somthing to that extent. All sueing this guy would do is make people not like him all over again.

Barry Dawson wrote:Those Norris facts are pure gold.
I stumbled upon them about a year ago and laugh my arse off every time I read them.
Apparently Chuck Norris is sueing a bloke who compiled the facts and put them into a book.

Apparently he is suing because it is 'false advertising' and he thinks readers may actually believe the facts as being true (which they are ).

ih8thebackline wrote:

Barry Dawson wrote:Those Norris facts are pure gold.
I stumbled upon them about a year ago and laugh my arse off every time I read them.
Apparently Chuck Norris is sueing a bloke who compiled the facts and put them into a book.

Thats the worst move he could make, if i were him i would embrace the whole thing, it would be the best career move ever. Could you imagine him wearing a t-shirt that say 'Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits' or somthing to that extent. All sueing this guy would do is make people not like him all over again.

He does like them - I think he even publicly stated which facts were his favourite. RoosterMarty would be right.

Chuck Norris the 'only WMD in Iraq'

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/entertainment/norris-only-wmd-in-iraq/2008/03/11/1205125863833.html

Haha that is gold.

"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter"

smac wrote:Final scores for summer 2007-08:

smac: 102/1,424
smac jr: 102/1,530

Smac jr retains the trophy! (little bastard)

not your son smac

In tight situations chuck's chin doubles as a 3rd fist!

Chuck falls into the 'so bad that its good' category.

Quote with picture "The 'Stack' over 20000 kms long, this is about the same size as Chuck Norris' Penis."

He's been quite visibly active in the whole Republican pre-election $mooch-fest. Only Steven Seagal is a worse actor.