Official Port Adelaide Joke thread.
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:35 pmPost all your Port jokes here. Why? Coz it makes me feel better to laugh at Port Adelaide.
Q. Two Port Adelaide supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Port Adelaide supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Port Adelaide supporter?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Port Adelaide supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Port Adelaide supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a female Port Adelaide supporter in a white
tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Port Adelaide supporter on a bike,
why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Port Adelaide supporter quiz
night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Port Adelaide supporters in a car without any music - who is
driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. Why is three Port Adelaide supporters going over a cliff in a Ford a
shame?
A. Because a Ford has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a Port Adelaide supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
Q. Two Port Adelaide supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Port Adelaide supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Port Adelaide supporter?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Port Adelaide supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Port Adelaide supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a female Port Adelaide supporter in a white
tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Port Adelaide supporter on a bike,
why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Port Adelaide supporter quiz
night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Port Adelaide supporters in a car without any music - who is
driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. Why is three Port Adelaide supporters going over a cliff in a Ford a
shame?
A. Because a Ford has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a Port Adelaide supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
