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Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:36 am

Here's the infamous sketch.

Some critics say it's a new low in Australian TV.

Personally, I think they're underestimating the local industry's ability to scrape the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel...

Everyone can eat s#!t! A big bag of s#!t! I'm the greatest man in the world!
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:43 am

They didn't actually put that to air did they?
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Kahuna » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:44 am

Magpiespower wrote:Some critics say it's a new low in Australian TV.


I think they have a case.
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:46 am

The Sleeping Giant wrote:They didn't actually put that to air did they?


Amazing, innit?

Kahuna wrote: I think they have a case.


Keep the faith, Kahuna!

I know I am.

Coz I just KNOW we can stoop lower...
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Dogwatcher » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:11 am

Ohhhhh....52 secs in and I was out of there!
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby CK » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:23 am

Makes "The Comedy Sale" look like Seinfeld.
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby A Mum » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:29 am

Goodness gracious :?
You get what you give....
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Browny25 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:03 pm

Oh wow - thats bad..... :roll:
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:15 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:Ohhhhh....52 secs in and I was out of there!


i got 1:42 in.... wow that is dreadful!!! i thought it mite of been ofensive or something, but it was just plain crap
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby LMA » Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:20 pm

Woeful. Might of worked if it was on Play School :oops:
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby zipzap » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:04 pm

46 seconds...all I can do. Life's too short
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby godoubleblues » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:27 pm

that is just a shocker :shock:
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:38 pm

:shock:
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby JK » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:53 pm

Booney wrote::shock:

:shock: :shock:

I can't believe what I've just seen ... Seriously ...
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:07 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
Booney wrote::shock:

:shock: :shock:

I can't believe what I've just seen ... Seriously ...


Can you imagine the production meeting where he tabled the lyrics for that? :lol:

They would have all got up and gone right to seek.com.au.
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Dogwatcher » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:14 pm

zipzap wrote:46 seconds...all I can do.

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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby JK » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:19 pm

To make matters worse, I can't get that ******* shit house excuse for a song out of my ******* head!! :evil:
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Sam_goUUUdogs » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:29 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:To make matters worse, I can't get that ******* **** house excuse for a song out of my ******* head!! :evil:


You're not the only one :evil:

I managed to watch the whole thing, thinking to myself this has to get better, it didn't, I didn't think it could get any worse, it did.
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby Bum Crack » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:05 pm

That is ******* shit house. I'd rather watch re-runs of the Nanny than that crap
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Re: Ben Elton: Throat Lolly

Postby bayman » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:17 pm

absolutely terrible.......



if this was actually ben eltons idea of humour, i feel for benny hill because ben elton criticised benny hills humour many years ago saying (paraphrasing) ''hill was just a dirty old man & lacked depth of a true comedian''........i still laugh at the benny hill show
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