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Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:07 am
by Magpiespower
"Mr. Lorre I'm sorry, you're a clown. Bye, bye. We're taking care of dude. Because he's a rock star. A legend".

"We are high priest Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom! Print that people!"

"Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And deploy my ordnance on the ground".

"I'm so tired of pretendin' that my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and winning every second and I'm not perfect and winning and deliverin' the goods at every frickin' turn".

"I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips".

"My motto now is you either love or you hate and you do so violently".

"You can't process me with a normal brain".

"I've got a different brain, I've got a different heart, I've got tiger blood, man".

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children".

"I'm not bipolar... I'm bi-winning!"

"You borrow my brain for like five seconds and be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it! Unplug this bastard!' "

"I'm tired of thinking I'm not special. I'm tired of thinking I'm not bitchin' and a total frickin' rock star from Mars".

"I've exposed people to magic".

"Can't is the cancer of happen".

"As I said, the first one's free. The next one goes in your mouth".

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:09 am
by GWW
I predict he'll be dead within 18 months.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:19 am
by Magpiespower
GWW wrote:I predict he'll be dead within 18 months.


"Dying's for fools".
- Charlie Sheen.

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:22 am
by Kahuna
"Can't is the cancer of happen".

I can see that making it onto motivational posters.

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:32 am
by JK
Staggering what the rock can do to people, anyone familiar with her from the 90's should check out Chasey Lain these days - Would be a perfect partner for Charlie!!

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:37 am
by Bum Crack
sounds like a bloke I know who has destroyed himself on that crap. He told us one day that after smoking a rock, he swore he saw his fridge eating a vegemite sandwich.

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:52 am
by Pseudo
Constance_Perm wrote:Staggering what the rock can do to people,

http://www.myfox8.com/wghp-pg-faces-of- ... otogallery

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:25 am
by Magpiespower

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:35 am
by Bum Crack
Magpiespower wrote:

Still one of the funniest skits Dave Chapelle has done. Right up there with Clayton Bigsby :lol:

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:56 am
by Interceptor
He has apparently just opened a twitter account and posted a pic with a "friend" :)

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:57 am
by Magpiespower
"It's been a tsunami of media and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."

"I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed; I have one gear: 'Go.'"

"I was burning it at both ends ... it was epic and I was having a ball ... it was a rocketship to the moon some nights ... but if you do the crime you gotta do the time."

"They said the [Time] Warner jet is on the runway and you're going to Utah [where he was supposed to attend a rehabilitation facility]. I looked at my manager and said: 'Hey I got the jet!'"

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:48 pm
by Rik E Boy
Bye bye douchebag. :lol:

regards,

REB

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:39 pm
by Gozu
"Drugs are bad mmkay"

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:51 pm
by bayman
GWW wrote:I predict he'll be dead within 18 months.


i thought he'd be dead before christmas.....btw when it does happen i have no sympathy for him, his family i do, but not him

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:07 pm
by southee
GWW wrote:I predict he'll be dead within 18 months.


End of the year for me.

Right there on the "Dead Pool" list.

:?

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:32 pm
by Q.
Part of me thinks he is massively taking the piss out of Hollywood and the tabloid media and he's getting a huge laugh out of it all.

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:44 pm
by Media Park
I have this thought in the back of my head, that part of this is a publicity stunt.

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:46 pm
by Q.
Media Park wrote:I have this thought in the back of my head, that part of this is a publicity stunt.


A Joaquin Phoenix style shockumentary?

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:13 pm
by southee
Quichey wrote:
Media Park wrote:I have this thought in the back of my head, that part of this is a publicity stunt.


A Joaquin Phoenix style shockumentary?


I was thinking the same thing but think about it...why would you when you are getting paid $2 million a episode for your show???...It don't add up :shock:

Re: Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:54 pm
by Motorboat