Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

"Mr. Lorre I'm sorry, you're a clown. Bye, bye. We're taking care of dude. Because he's a rock star. A legend".
"We are high priest Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom! Print that people!"
"Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And deploy my ordnance on the ground".
"I'm so tired of pretendin' that my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and winning every second and I'm not perfect and winning and deliverin' the goods at every frickin' turn".
"I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips".
"My motto now is you either love or you hate and you do so violently".
"You can't process me with a normal brain".
"I've got a different brain, I've got a different heart, I've got tiger blood, man".
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children".
"I'm not bipolar... I'm bi-winning!"
"You borrow my brain for like five seconds and be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it! Unplug this bastard!' "
"I'm tired of thinking I'm not special. I'm tired of thinking I'm not bitchin' and a total frickin' rock star from Mars".
"I've exposed people to magic".
"Can't is the cancer of happen".
"As I said, the first one's free. The next one goes in your mouth".
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"We are high priest Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom! Print that people!"
"Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And deploy my ordnance on the ground".
"I'm so tired of pretendin' that my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and winning every second and I'm not perfect and winning and deliverin' the goods at every frickin' turn".
"I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips".
"My motto now is you either love or you hate and you do so violently".
"You can't process me with a normal brain".
"I've got a different brain, I've got a different heart, I've got tiger blood, man".
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children".
"I'm not bipolar... I'm bi-winning!"
"You borrow my brain for like five seconds and be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it! Unplug this bastard!' "
"I'm tired of thinking I'm not special. I'm tired of thinking I'm not bitchin' and a total frickin' rock star from Mars".
"I've exposed people to magic".
"Can't is the cancer of happen".
"As I said, the first one's free. The next one goes in your mouth".
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."