Charlie Sheen: The genius, wit and wisdom

[Magpiespower]

"Mr. Lorre I'm sorry, you're a clown. Bye, bye. We're taking care of dude. Because he's a rock star. A legend".

"We are high priest Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom! Print that people!"

"Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And deploy my ordnance on the ground".

"I'm so tired of pretendin' that my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and winning every second and I'm not perfect and winning and deliverin' the goods at every frickin' turn".

"I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips".

"My motto now is you either love or you hate and you do so violently".

"You can't process me with a normal brain".

"I've got a different brain, I've got a different heart, I've got tiger blood, man".

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children".

"I'm not bipolar... I'm bi-winning!"

"You borrow my brain for like five seconds and be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it! Unplug this bastard!' "

"I'm tired of thinking I'm not special. I'm tired of thinking I'm not bitchin' and a total frickin' rock star from Mars".

"I've exposed people to magic".

"Can't is the cancer of happen".

"As I said, the first one's free. The next one goes in your mouth".

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

[GWW]

I predict he'll be dead within 18 months.

[Magpiespower]

I predict he'll be dead within 18 months.

"Dying's for fools".
- Charlie Sheen.

[Kahuna]

"Can't is the cancer of happen".

I can see that making it onto motivational posters.

[JK]

Staggering what the rock can do to people, anyone familiar with her from the 90's should check out Chasey Lain these days - Would be a perfect partner for Charlie!!

[Bum Crack]

sounds like a bloke I know who has destroyed himself on that crap. He told us one day that after smoking a rock, he swore he saw his fridge eating a vegemite sandwich.

[Pseudo]

Staggering what the rock can do to people,

http://www.myfox8.com/wghp-pg-faces-of- ... otogallery

[Magpiespower]

[Bum Crack]

Still one of the funniest skits Dave Chapelle has done. Right up there with Clayton Bigsby

[Interceptor]

He has apparently just opened a twitter account and posted a pic with a "friend"

[Magpiespower]

"It's been a tsunami of media and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."

"I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed; I have one gear: 'Go.'"

"I was burning it at both ends ... it was epic and I was having a ball ... it was a rocketship to the moon some nights ... but if you do the crime you gotta do the time."

"They said the [Time] Warner jet is on the runway and you're going to Utah [where he was supposed to attend a rehabilitation facility]. I looked at my manager and said: 'Hey I got the jet!'"

[Rik E Boy]

Bye bye douchebag.

regards,

REB

[Gozu]

"Drugs are bad mmkay"

[bayman]

I predict he'll be dead within 18 months.

i thought he'd be dead before christmas.....btw when it does happen i have no sympathy for him, his family i do, but not him

[southee]

I predict he'll be dead within 18 months.

End of the year for me.

Right there on the "Dead Pool" list.

[Q.]

Part of me thinks he is massively taking the piss out of Hollywood and the tabloid media and he's getting a huge laugh out of it all.

[Media Park]

I have this thought in the back of my head, that part of this is a publicity stunt.

[Q.]

I have this thought in the back of my head, that part of this is a publicity stunt.

A Joaquin Phoenix style shockumentary?

[southee]

I have this thought in the back of my head, that part of this is a publicity stunt.

A Joaquin Phoenix style shockumentary?

I was thinking the same thing but think about it...why would you when you are getting paid $2 million a episode for your show???...It don't add up

[Motorboat]

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