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I find myself constantly quoting lines from movies, tv shows, basicly anything.
Family Guy - giggty giggty goo.

"I have a cunning plan..."

Simpsons. I can drop a line in nearly any conversation.

"This looks to be some sort of Cafetorium"
or anything from Mr Burns

"Lesbians are porn-efficient"
Geoff from Coupling

Mayor West: 'They told me I couldn't plant sausage seeds. Well, who's laughing now?'

Bazinga

MatteeG wrote:Simpsons. I can drop a line in nearly any conversation.

Pretty much half my vocabulary is Simpsons quotes...

.....aaaaaannnnnnnndddddd loving it!

ALF comes up with a few good ones

'A toaster you put bread in, a blender you put a cat in'
'Tradition is like plates - they're intended to be broken'

A good one from Prisoner is Rita Conners' description of The Freak

'She's about mid fourties, she looks likea truck driver in drag'

elementary my dear watson (sherlock holmes)

one day i shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got into my pyjamas i'll never know (grouch marx)


HONK HONK !! (harpo marx) HONK !!

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead ...

When I talk to my brother we usually drop a few Simpsons quotes in there. I had dinner at his place a few weeks ago that he cooked and after the first bite I said "I think I swallowed some of the juice!". I firmly believe there is a Simpsons quote for any and every situation in life

Still love this one:

Homer: I'm Mr.Burns, blah blah blah. Do this do that, blah blah blah. I think I'm so big, blah blah blah!
Mr.Burns: Destroy him.

Giddy up!

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

I still get a chuckle everytime I see that episode.

Thank you very little- Chevvy Chase (Ty) in Caddyshack

When things go wrong i love to say-"We should have gotten a live chicken". Some guy from Major League (Wesley Snipes?)

"Please explain"

Mr Garrison, South Park

Hmmm...drugs are bad....hmmmokay

My husband always says - and in the same voice - "Somebody stop me!" - The Mask

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"I'd buy that for a dollar."

EMU FARM!?!? Marge, you're priceless!!