I'm a massive Transformers fan so went along to see the new movie yesterday. Read some average reviews so I was a bit concerned, but being a fan I though I'd still be entertained by it.
I was wrong - it was shite. Michael Bay should be shot for serving up this tripe, give me a few million and I reckon I could serve up the equivalent easy.
Michael Bay's basic filmmaking rules:
1. Come up with a storyline on the back of a beer coaster
2. Employ every model in LA as extras
3. Blow up as much shit as possible
4. Let the animation geeks go apeshit with an open cheque book
5. Slip in as much blatant product placement as possible
6. Cash in $$$
I walked out wanting my money back.
