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Being a huge Simpsons fan, was just wondering what everyones fave episode was, or even your favourite quote.

My Personal favourite for too many reasons to mention is Marge v. the Monorail...

"I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones....mmmm...chicken"

My fave is when Homer becomes Lurlene Lumpkin's manager.

'Marge, you make it seem so seamy. All I did was sit in her trailer and watch her try on some outfits' LOL.

Another favourite quote is

'You kissed a girl! That is so gay' ha ha.

regards,

REB

The "All you can eat" restaurant.

In the courtroom,"Anybody order a pizza?"

Homer in the dock,"Yep,over here."

"Mrs.Simpson,after you left the restaurant,can you explain to the court what you and your husband did?"

"We drove around looking for a pizza joint."

"Then","Mrs.Simpson?"

"We went fishing."

"Do these sound like the actions of a man that had had all he could eat"

And,Santas little helper riding the other dog,Bart"Cmon boy,you can make it!"

This is the end of dog racing as we know it....

Clearly the greatest TV show to EVER grace our screens.

monorail... Monorail.... MONORAIL!

Mono.....D'oh!

"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-ee, from the - town of Springfield - he's about to hit a chestnut tree....AAAGH!"


Marge: Ive got someone here that can help you

Homer: Is it Batman?

Marge: No its a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist..

Marge: ITS NOT BATMAN!

Chief Wiggum using his invisible type-writer

There are so many great episodes in the first 6 or 7 series but I think it's a really poor imitation of what it was. Too many guest stars, Homer is just obnoxious where he used to be endearing and every episode has the whole cast in it probably to sell action toys.

I like Lisa the Vegetarian where the kids watch Troy McClure visiting 'Bovine University'. Classic!

My favourite line? "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times??? You stupid monkey!"

How come I didn't see this earlier?

I'll be here all night posting quotes and episodes...

To start with:

Homer: ....and he got two male pandas and got them to mate successfully!

Mr.Burns: And a stunt like that impresses people?

Homer: Oh yeah. And I'm not easily impressed...wow, a blue car!

The Stampy episode by a mile.
I'm actually all Simpson'ed out at the moment as they're on so much, I prefer King of the Hill, that show really cracks me up for some reason.

Homer: Woo hoo! I won't be need this anymore!

(Flushes trophy down the toilet but it gets stuck)

Marge, someone broke the toilet.

Homer in the sex education room at the museum:

Ovulate, damn you, ovulate!

Machine: You are out of sperm.

Homer: (Small whine)

In walks Krusty.

Hey baby, remember me!

Barney: Somebody spilt beer in this ashtray!

and

Boxing causes brain damage. (Drinks out of a varnish can)

"A tramampoline! A trombompaline!" (Homer)

"Here's the angel,
See the angel,
It's my angel,
and no one else's,
next to-o the rakes" (Homer)

Lisa: "Bart, I'm borrowing your crowbar"
Bart: "Good old Bluey"

Bart, Homer and Marge: "you don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad"

or something along those lines...

Too many to think about- The greatest family of all time.
One I prevously liked was the one with Homer feeding up his lobster. I watched it in the plane to KL laughed the whole show.

The 200th episode is a very good one- Homer takes over as Chief Of Sanitation. I love the intro to Ray Patterson, a band strikes up, he gets on stage & humbly accepts that his predictions were correct- then tells everyone to get stuffed. The band strikes up again. I got this video for x-mas '99, and pissed myself laughing as I watched that portion repeatedly. I generally find the first 2-3 mins to be hilarious, and generally have nothing to do with the actuall "story" for the episode. Another moment, is when Mr Burns is paying Homer to humiliate himself, and he dresses as a Panda. The Panda attempts to mate with Homer, much to the crowds delight.

The best thing about the simpsons is that picture in the photo shop where you have to pick out homer, bart, marg and anyone else..? The one with 1000 simpson characters in it..? The one that takes you 10 minutes to try and find someone only to give up because someone might see you and think you haven't got a life, only to do the same thing when its time to go shopping the next week......... Ha.. I hate the simpsons on TV but that picture gets me everytime......!

Oh geez there are to many moments......!!! but the few that spring to mind.

Reiner Wolfcaslte's comedy act.

"..Don't you hate it how men always leave the toilet seat up.....? ....thats the joke"

(Audience member) "You suck McBain!!!"

or Reiner wolfcastle as Radioactive man. When he gets washed away by the acid

"Ahh my eyes....Da googles do nothing"

just thought of one more...

When homer and mindy go away to captial city for the energy convention

When the porter shows them to their room and points out the "King size bed" and implys it be used for sex

homer says

"Stop That....I love my wife and family.... All i'll be using this bed for is eating, sleeping and maybe building a little fort...thats it!!!"