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Due funny t-shirt jokes being made in the BEST JOKES thread, i thought it was suffice to make a new topic about it as there are plenty out there.

My brother owns a shirt that says - I dont discriminate, I just hate everyone.

Abort Born-Again Christians


And as for funny t-shirt slogans, well, where do I start...?

Pic in todays Herald Sun of a Bikie being interviewed by Police wearing a T shirt stating:

"If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I'd give it to"

Classic!

On a chick in Robe

I lost my virginity but i've still got the box it came in

Damn Seagulls Shirt. (Hat was just as good)

My Mum (a pharmacist) gave me a tshirt from a Ansell rep
Pinchthenroll
Care instructions for the prophylactic generation

I got a non-pc one in Laos
It got a pic of the Johnnie Walker in a wheelchair
It says
Johnnie Walked

Had one of Mr Bean wearing a turban it said
Mr Bean Laden

I'm With Stupid ->

Sorry about what happened later

If your reading this your about to be kicked in the nuts.

At big day out in 07 a tripper was wearing a shirt saying:

Im no vegetarian but today i'm off my chops.

mentioned it in the best jokes thread, but seen the following on a guy at the BDO:

"I drink pinapple juice because i care"

Reckon I saw this one at the bay last year-

"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"

Other gems here:

http://www.tshirtsthatsuck.com/

Seen these heroes struttin around wearing sleeveless sweats saying
'Life's too short to be small!'
Why don't they just wear a T-shirt with the word
'TWAT'
emblazoned across the chest?
It's quicker to read & saves on screen printer's ink as well!

Mate has one with VD in the same style as VB beer label.
It says something like this "Venerial Disease, you can get it any ol how, a matter of fact I got it now"

Got one that says "I swear to drunk I'm not god"

Not sure I will get away with this one

Bought it in Amsterdam a long time ago and have to hide it from the missus or it would be landfill

Beat me, bite me, whip me, f*** me
C*** my ti*s like the dirty pig that I am
Then, f*** off before I wake up in the morning

I wore it to a party once and amazing how many girls wanted to buy it off me

"An awkward morning beats a boring night"

Had one that i wore to death:

"I've got a black belt, In keeping it real"

LMA wrote:Mate has one with VD in the same style as VB beer label.
It says something like this "Venerial Disease, you can get it any ol how, a matter of fact I got it now"

Got one that says "I swear to drunk I'm not god"

Ha. What about the one - "Take me drunk, I'm home"

I got fat girls give the best H**D because they are aways hungry

Back of the guernseys, and all training singlets and tour shirts, for the Hong Kong Dragons FC

N.F.C.

Everyone thinks it in memory of a defunct footy club (ie) FFC or SMFC

It actually stands for: NO FAT CHICKS

My mate had one that said:
I haven't had a c*nt all night Mr Drinkstable.

the shirt