SA Footy

If you know any post them here.

Let's start with: MMMM. Doughnuts.

Probably my most favourite:

Marge: Homer the plant just phoned and said if you don't come to work tomorrow, don't bother coming on Monday.

Homer: Woo Hoo! Four day weekend!!

Closely followed by:

Homer: (Enters holding balloon that says "Happy 1st Birthday") Teeheehee, the perfect crime....Oh by the way Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday.

its been done.....

but I just cant help myself!

Homer:"No beer and no tv make Homer go something, something, something.."

Marge: Crazy?

Homer: Dont mind if I do!!

knowitall wrote:its been done.....

...to death. The Simpsons is like so 1990.

Ralph Wiggum is a classic:

-"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

-"My cats breath smells like cat food."

-"Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder."

-"It says choo-choo-choose me, and there's a picture of a train."

-"Let's bee friends. It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it."

-"My parents won't let me use scissors."

and... "I'm going to Bovine University when I grow up!"

THE BEST EVER QUOTE

I BENT MY WOOKIE!

felicity shagwell wrote:Ralph Wiggum is a classic:

-"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

-"My cats breath smells like cat food."

-"Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder."

-"It says choo-choo-choose me, and there's a picture of a train."

-"Let's bee friends. It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it."

-"My parents won't let me use scissors."

How about "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"Marge get me my gun"

This can also be used in any threads about cover bands.

GWW wrote:How about "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

ROFL

Whilst we are on Ralph Wiggum:

Ms Hoover: Ralph, have you been eating your glue again?

Ralph: (With mouth full of glue) No Ms Hoover.

Homer in new episode last night:

"Sure,its easy to sit here and pick all my faults,but,it would be easier to shut up!"

Smithers and the Music teacher get pulled from burning car;

Music teacher:

"We were car pooling,and THATS ALL!"

Ralph Wiggums game of Duck-Duck-Goose was pretty **** funny ...

I liked the one where they reviewed most of the times he's yelled "D'oh"... also available as a sound file on the net as "32dohs.wav"

Homer:"No beer and no tv make Homer go something, something, something.."

my all time fave

Reiner wolfcastle is an under-rated character.

Some of his lines are classic

this is real acid so googles everybody.......oh ooooo
"Ah da googles do noffing"

Don't you hate it when women leave the toilet sit up....thats the joke...you suck mcbain...(throughs grenade into crowd)

One of the McBain movies..... after shooting up a board room meeting, the sexy women comes over "Oh mcbain"
"Now i want to hold another meeting......In bed" (the end)

From last night's ep when Santa's Little Helper fathers 24 puppies...

"It's spanking season. And I got some hankering for some spankering!"

"Get that cat outta the way!"

Also, Homer's rant that starts off with...

"I wanna live Marge! Won't you let me live?"

Crack up everytime Burns says 'Simpson, eh?'

During episode where Homer hosts a huge BBQ & the pig on the spit rolls away.

Smithers: Mr Burns, the children's hospital want to know if you will make a $200,000 donation this year?
Burns: Ha, when pigs fly!

(Homer's BBQ'd pig fly's by Mr Burns office window)

Smithers & Burns gasp

Smithers: Will you be making donation now, sir?
Burns: Hmmm, no.

Homer: "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"

Ranier Wolfcastle: "The movie is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million."
Jay Sherman (disgusted): "How do you sleep at night?"
Ranier Wolfcastle: "On top a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies."

Rainer Wolfcastle: (As he is hit by a huge wave of acid): "My eyes...the goggles do nothing!"

This one cracks me up every time, without fail:

Jay Sherman: "Hey nudnick, you're shoe's untied!"
Ranier Wolfcastle: "From here, they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look."
Jay Sherman: "Taxi! To the airport!"
Ranier Wolfcastle (much later): "On closer inspection....these are loafers."

Marge: "Homer? Are planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and taking his tickets?"
Homer: "Ye-...no."

OhMyHat wrote:Homer: "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"

LMFAO .. Thats top shelf!!