Razzie Award Nominations

[Magpiespower]

Unlike the Oscars, these nominees are always deserving.

Tough one to pick in the Worst Supporting Actress category.

Worst Picture
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Dirty Love
Dukes of Hazzard
House of Wax
Son of the Mask

Worst Director
John Asher - Dirty Love
Uwe Boll - Alone in the Dark
Jay Chandrasekhar - The Dukes of Hazzard
Nora Ephron - Bewitched
Lawrence Gutterman - Son of the Mask

Worst Actor
Tom Cruise - War of the Worlds
Will Ferrell - Bewitched and Kicking & Screaming
Jamie Kennedy - Son of the Mask
The Rock - Doom
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba - Fantastic Four and Into the Blue
Hilary Duff - Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man
Jennifer Lopez - Monster in Law
Jenny McCarthy - Dirty Love
Tara Reid - Alone in the Dark

Worst Supporting Actor
Hayden Christensen - Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to Be Darth Vader?!?!
Alan Cumming - Son of the Mask
Bob Hoskins - Son of the Mask
Eugene Levy - Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Man
Burt Reynolds - The Dukes of Hazzard and The Longest Yard

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra - Dirty Love
Paris Hilton - House of Wax
Katie Holmes - Batman Begins
Ashlee Simpson - Undiscovered
Jessica Simpson - The Dukes of Hazzard

Worst Screenplay
Bewitched - Written by Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron & Adam McKay
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo - Written by Rob Schneider, David Garrett & Jason Ward
Dirty Love - Written by Jenny McCarthy
The Dukes of Hazzard - Written by John O'Brien
Son of the Mask - Written by Lance Khazei

Worst Remake or Sequel
Bewitched
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Dukes of Hazzard
House of Wax
Son of the Mask

Worst Screen Couple
Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman - Bewitched
Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him - Son of the Mask
Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her - Dirty Love
Rob Schneider & His Diapers - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Jessica Simpson & Her “Daisy Dukes” - The Dukes of Hazzard

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets
Cruise & His Anti-Psychiatry Rant
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch,The Eiffel Tower & “Tom’s Baby”
Paris Hilton and…Who-EVER!
Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder
The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick

[Rik E Boy]

Ah this is what Hokeywood is all about. CARP.

regards,

REB

[JK]

Judging by the cast mentioned above, best I go and check out this "Dirty Love" (title gets it off to a good start) flic