What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby CK » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:44 pm

saintal wrote:"Rosebud", when Burns longs for the return of his bear Bobo.


"Lobo! Lobo! Bring back Sheriff Lobo!"
Can you guess where I'm calling from, the Las Vegas Hilton...
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Buttscratcher » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:23 pm

MR PLOW

Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
``Moe's'' you left just before the accident. This is a business of
some kind?
Homer: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.


Salesman: She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
Homer: What country is it from?
Salesman: It no longer exist but take it for a test run
Saleman pushes car out of car yard yelling “put it in H”
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Pag » Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:52 pm

FRED wrote:When Homer is prescribed marijuana.
That episode is gold.

"Woah! We have a kitchen!"

One of my other favourite quotes is from the episode when Sideshow Bob hypnotises Bart into trying to kill Krusty:

Marge: "Bart, where have you been all night?"
Bart: *hypnotised* "I was at the the flower shop."
Homer: "Uh, yeah, I was the flower shop too. Yep, gettin' drunk at the old flower shop!"

Homer's Enemy, where Frank Grimes comes to work at the Power Plant, is still my favourite episode of all time.
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Media Park » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:07 pm

GRIMEY!!! Forgot all about him... But... GRIMEY!!! :D
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:47 pm

My favourite quote from the Simpsons- The Frank Grimes ep at the end when Homer is asleep during the funeral and he yells out in his sleep- "Change the channel Marge" =)) =)) Gold!!
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby MatteeG » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:34 pm

Watched the episode where Lisa first becomes a vegetarian.

Soo many classic quotes, particularly Ralph.

Hoover: Okay class, time to dissect our worms. First pin them down
so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye.
Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another
one?
Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more...[shaking her head] just try to
sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!



Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the
printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is
for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo.



"You dont win friends with salad!"


Apu: Here. Let me show you something Lisa. [Walks to a cooler marked
'Non-Alcoholic Beer" and opens the door. A set of stairs leading
upward is behind it.]
Lisa: Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a
non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up.


And I still have "When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University" as my SMS tone...
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:08 pm

MatteeG wrote:And I still have "When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University" as my SMS tone...



:lol:

My SMS tone is the Mr Plow song and my ringtone is "Lisa it's your birthday" (for obvious reasons) :lol:
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby MatteeG » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:38 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
MatteeG wrote:And I still have "When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University" as my SMS tone...



:lol:

My SMS tone is the Mr Plow song and my ringtone is "Lisa it's your birthday" (for obvious reasons) :lol:



LOL- Mr Plow is one of my ringtones...
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Marching In » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:29 am

The episode where Bart becomes Burns' heir.
Looking at all the hidden cameras around town and sees footage of Homer eating flowers.

"So that explains his mysterious trip to Holland."
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby tipper » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:01 pm

the episode on tonight was pretty good
Bart: "Mr smithers, but i thought you were, you know...."
Smithers: "im not as long as i inject myself with this every ten minutes" injects self "I LOVE BOOBIES!!!"
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Media Park » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:43 am

Brandine: "Cletus how much money do we have left?"

Cletus: "I owe Krusty twelve thousand dollars."

Brandine: "We can live on that."
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Strawb » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:02 am

Most folk'll never eat a skunk. But then again some folk'll. Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Media Park » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:16 am

Strawb wrote:Most folk'll never eat a skunk. But then again some folk'll. Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel


"I've got eight teeth, going on seven teeth." To the tune of Sound of Music.
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Booney » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:17 pm

'He's the best husband and son a womans ever had... :lol:
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby spell_check » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:24 pm

I Love Lisa; when Ralph gives Lisa two tickets to the Krusty Anniversary Special:

Bart: That's not fair! I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home Pregnancy test!
Lisa: I'm not sure if I should go. I don't even like him.
Bart: You're right Lis. You shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go, dressed as you.
Lisa: But what if he wants to hold hands?
Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lisa: What if he wants to kiss?!
Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lisa: What if he wants to...
Bart: You don't want to know how far I'll go.

Bart: Check this out Lis, you can pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half....and now!

And....
Wiggum: Yeah, you have a taillight out (smashes Homers' taillight)
Homer: You know, someday, honest citizens will stand up to crooked cops like you!
Wiggum: Oh no! Have they set a date?!
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby MatteeG » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:00 am

spell_check wrote:Wiggum: Yeah, you have a taillight out (smashes Homers' taillight)
Homer: You know, someday, honest citizens will stand up to crooked cops like you!
Wiggum: Oh no! Have they set a date?!


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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby NokturnL OdysseY » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:28 am

Magpiespower wrote:
nowerman wrote:...anything with Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer), especially the episode with Cecil voiced by David Hyde Pearce, the guy who played Frasier's brother


The Cape Fear parody is classic, too...


My favourite scene of all time comes form the Cape Feare episode;

[the Simpsons are in an office with two FBI men letting them know about going to the federal witness protection program]
FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say "hello Mr. Thompson", you say "hi".
Homer: Check!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [pause]
FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]
[FBI men stare at each other]
[hours pass by]
FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.
[FBI man gives up]
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby spell_check » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:23 pm

One I'm watching right now is also a classic. The Trouble with Trillions:

Homer: Look at all those morons, I paid my taxes over a year ago!

Kent: Why did you leave your tax return to the last minute?
Otto: Tax return? I thought this was the line for Metallica!
Kent: So, why did you leave your tax return to now?
Krusty: Because I'm an idiot, happy!

Homer: Marge, how many children do we have? Oh, no time for that, I'll just estimate, lets see, uh, uh, nine!
Marge: Homer you know we...
Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you, it's not illegal! Ok, lets say you require 24 hour care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam.
Bart: Cool!

Chief Wiggum listening to the radio: Attention all units! This is Agent Johnson of the FBI. Be on the lookout for a 1936 Maroon Stutz Bearcat! (It drives past)
Wiggum: Ahhh, that's more of a burgundy.

And when Homer knocks out the two FBI agents, he picks up the suitcase and Mr. Burns, then walks away. Only to go back and place one of the agents hands on the others backside! :lol:
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Re: What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

Postby Mr66 » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:58 pm

Homer has to take medicinal marijuana and when the smoke wafts down to
the living room, Lisa lets rip with a beauty,"it smells like the art teacher's room".
If one person does it, it's insanity. If millions do it, it's religion.

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