Re: BEST JOKES - Warning: Site Rules Still Apply
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:26 pm
Booney wrote:Some light hearted questions before round 17 to ask those who are thinking of following the AFL and need a team to follow.
Do you want your teams main colour to be purple? No
Freo are out.
Do you want your team to have a pussy cat as a mascot? No
Geelong are out.
Do you want your team to cheat? No
Adelaide, Carlton and Melbourne are out.
Do you want your team to be based in a state where most of the people don't care about AFL? No
Sydney, Brisbane, Gold Coast and GWS are out.
Do you want your team to have a history of drug scandal? No
West Coast and Essendon are out.
Do you want your club to wear a miss universe style sash? No
Richmond are out.
Do you want your club to have a religious name and yet be involved in numerous scandals? No
St. Kilda are out
Do you want your club to be the colours of poo and wee? No
Hawthorn are out.
Do you want your club to be the most hated? No
Collingwood are out.
Do you want your club's #1 supporter to be Julia Gillard? No
Bulldogs are out.
Do you want your club's best ever player to have had an affair with his team mates wife? No
North Melbourne are out.
Looks like Port are then the team for everyone.