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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Choccies » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:07 am

Sexist ones are ok though ?
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Dirko » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:24 am

Wedgie wrote:No racist jokes please folks.


Better go back and review the whole thread and delete them all.....
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Wedgie » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:38 am

We usually just assess posts when people complain about them, we will now keep a closer eye on this topic.
SJABC, youve confused me, I've only got back a few posts but haven't seen any other racist jokes, all ofthem are racist?
All I can suggest is people use the report function if they feel a post has broken our rules as we can't monitor every post on this website because of it's huge popularity and post count.

In our rules you'll notice we've always made specific instructions in regard to racist posts.
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:46 am

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby OnSong » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:47 am

Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

Does your sister/wife cop them too?
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:48 am

OnSong wrote:
Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

Does your sister/wife cop them too?


Ha! Na they cop it from Dad.
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Q. » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:57 am

Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!


There is a certain art to making politically incorrect jokes and are hilarious when done properly. Calling an Iraqi a 'dog' is probably neither artistic or particularly hilarious.
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:23 pm

Quichey wrote:
Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!


There is a certain art to making politically incorrect jokes and are hilarious when done properly. Calling an Iraqi a 'dog' is probably neither artistic or particularly hilarious.


Each to their own I guess...
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:22 pm

Media Park wrote:Little boy is dining with his parents when he asks "mummy, what's between your legs?"
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Little boy says ""Daddy, whats between your legs?"
dad says "the key to heaven son."
Little boy says "well daddy, you'd better change the locks, all your friends have the spare key..."

:lol: Nice one MP =D>
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby redandblack » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:04 pm

Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!


There's nothing about being politicaly correct with that 'joke', BG.

It's just a racist statement.
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:05 pm

Baron Greenback wrote:
OnSong wrote:
Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

Does your sister/wife cop them too?


Ha! Na they cop it from Dad.


What does your other head think? Sorry had to ;)
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Media Park » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:42 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
Media Park wrote:Little boy is dining with his parents when he asks "mummy, what's between your legs?"
mum says "heaven, son."
Little boy says ""Daddy, whats between your legs?"
dad says "the key to heaven son."
Little boy says "well daddy, you'd better change the locks, all your friends have the spare key..."

:lol: Nice one MP =D>


All credit to a former poster on that one... ;)
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Dirko » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:28 am

Quichey wrote:There is a certain art to making politically incorrect jokes and are hilarious when done properly. Calling an Iraqi a 'dog' is probably neither artistic or particularly hilarious.


But it's OK to call a African-American one ?

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Lipstick.


There are heaps of Arab/Muslim jokes in here that most Arabs/Mulslim people would probably find offensive too.....

Where do you guys want to set the line?
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby redandblack » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:13 am

Now, in line with the rules of the site.
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby mickey » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:43 pm

SJABC wrote:
Quichey wrote:There is a certain art to making politically incorrect jokes and are hilarious when done properly. Calling an Iraqi a 'dog' is probably neither artistic or particularly hilarious.


But it's OK to call a African-American one ?


I think the African-American type is pronounced Dawg
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby JK » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:58 pm

My neighbour thinks I'm a stalker ... She's written it on Facebook and Twitter, and even in her diary!!
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BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby White Line Fever » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:08 pm

Choccies wrote:What's the difference between Iron man and Iron woman?

Iron man is a superhero, Iron woman is a simple instruction...


This one worked very well for me.
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Media Park » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:08 pm

redandblack wrote:
Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!


There's nothing about being politicaly correct with that 'joke', BG.

It's just a racist statement.


Keeping in line with previous comments, can someone please go to the cricket forum and review the gay jokes being dropped there...

if i made a homosexual reference joke here, and someone took offence, it would be removed.

can we have the same on the other forums?
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:30 am

Media Park wrote:
redandblack wrote:
Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!


There's nothing about being politicaly correct with that 'joke', BG.

It's just a racist statement.


Keeping in line with previous comments, can someone please go to the cricket forum and review the gay jokes being dropped there...

if i made a homosexual reference joke here, and someone took offence, it would be removed.

can we have the same on the other forums?


FFS - There is 148 pages of jokes here and you think there are no gay, racial based, minority group based jokes in here? Now that makes me laugh.... :lol:
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Re: BEST JOKES - Warning content may offend

Postby Baron Greenback » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:39 am

Booney wrote:
Media Park wrote:
redandblack wrote:
Baron Greenback wrote:I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!


There's nothing about being politicaly correct with that 'joke', BG.

It's just a racist statement.


Keeping in line with previous comments, can someone please go to the cricket forum and review the gay jokes being dropped there...

if i made a homosexual reference joke here, and someone took offence, it would be removed.

can we have the same on the other forums?


FFS - There is 148 pages of jokes here and you think there are no gay, racial based, minority group based jokes in here? Now that makes me laugh.... :lol:


Well said Booney!
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