by am Bays » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:34 pm
by mal » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:35 pm
by Media Park » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:43 pm
mal wrote:Disillusioned GL coach is devastated by Glenelgs finals failures
He arranges to see Graham Cornes for some counselling.
MICKAN: Cornesy GL are minor round champs and finals chumps, is it because Im stupid ?
CORNES: Dont know mate, but I do know you need good support staff
Cornes calls in Chris Mcdermott to answer a question
CORNES: Chris if your mother has a kid, its not a boy and not a girl who is it?"
MCDERMOTT: Thats easy, its me.""
With that Mickan is impressed and has to try it out back at the Footy club
At the Bay he summons Assistant coach Stephen Rowe
MICKAN : Rowey if your mum has a kid and its not your brother and not your sister who is it?
ROWE : Dunno mate its a tough one, but I will ask someone who knows everything, I will ask Brett Backwell
Rowe catches up with Backwell
ROWE: I gotta ask you this question its killing me, if your mum has a kid and it aint your brother and it aint your sister, who is it ?????
BACKWELL: Its ME !!!!!!
With this a delighted Rowe rushes back to Mickan hardly able to contain his excitement
ROWE: Hey Mickey if my mum has a kid and it aint my brother and aint my sister, I know who it is
MICKAN : Well who is it Rowey ?
ROWE : Its Brett Backwell, its Brett Backwell !!!
Mickan looks at Rowe and said: Dont be silly Rowey, its Chris Mcdermott
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by Media Park » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:14 pm
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by Choccies » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:08 am
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by Drop Bear » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:48 pm
Choccies wrote:A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time today. She said "sorry about the wait"
I said "don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually"
by Media Park » Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:31 pm
Choccies wrote:Two pedophiles were sitting on a park bench.
A six year old girl comes skipping by. The first pedophile says, "Christ look at the body on that."
The other one replies "Yeah. I bet she was really something in her day."
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
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