by tipper » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:22 pm
by Choccies » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:39 pm
by mal » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:19 pm
by Media Park » Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:06 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by Media Park » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:40 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by mal » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:51 pm
Media Park wrote:Why does Lleyton Hewitt wear his tennis cap backwards ?
So Tyson Edwards wont get sunburnt ....
by Media Park » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:54 pm
mal wrote:Media Park wrote:Why does Lleyton Hewitt wear his tennis cap backwards ?
So Tyson Edwards wont get sunburnt ....
Is this in the Black Crow book ?
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by The Dark Knight » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:22 am
Choccies wrote:Police in Elizabeth just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, $50 million in forged Australian banknotes and 25 trafficked Filipino prostitutes all in a Housing Trust house behind the Public Library in Elizabeth.
Local residents were stunned.
A community spokesman said:
"We're shocked. We never knew we had a bloody Library!!"
by Media Park » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:50 am
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by Media Park » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:18 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by nuggety goodness » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:28 pm
by aceman » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:53 pm
nuggety goodness wrote:the family were sitting around the table on a normal Thursday night when the 6 year old girl asked,
"Mum, why is my name Petal?"
"Well, when you were born we couldn't think of a good name so we waited until we got you home, then when we got home a petal fell from our rose bush out the front and onto your head, so we decided to call you Petal."
Then the younger girl asked the same question.
"Mum, why is my name Violet?"
"Well we did the same thing for you, but when we came home one of my hair tie fell onto your head and it was a violet hair tie, so we called you Violet"
Then from the other end of the table came muttering..
" UHHhh UUUhhhh Ohhh Uhhh"
"SHUT UP FRIDGE!!!"
was mums reply...
by Media Park » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:53 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by Media Park » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:22 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by steiger » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:17 am
by Choccies » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:23 am
by White Line Fever » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:26 am
steiger wrote:Just remembered a few no arms, no legs jokes. Here are a few to get you started.
All start with "what do you call a man with no legs and no arms"
Can anyone add to the list.
... in a swimming pool - Bob
... underneath a car - Jack
... on a doorstep - Matt
... hanging on a wall - Art
... in a rabbit hole - Warren
... in a tree with the wind blowing - Russell
by Drop Bear » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:31 am
by OnSong » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:54 pm
by Choccies » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:03 pm
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