by angel21 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:14 pm
Booney wrote:Ivan Milat drives into the forrest with a couple of hitchhikers,the first hitchhiker says,"Wow,its a bit scary in here hey?".
Milat says"How do you think I feel,I have to drive out of here on my own!"
by Alaska » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:40 pm
by Johno6 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:47 pm
Alaska wrote:A man is fishing for the legendary big trout down on the Murray below Hume Weir. He's fished all night, and the hours are getting longer and the night getting colder, and he's not doing very well. He's tried scrub worms, bardi grubs, shrimp and yabbies. He's used freshwater clams and even peeled prawns and strips of lamb and never had a touch.
He comes to think that what he needs is a frog. Doesn't matter if it's a big fat one or a long skinny one, just so it goes bobble-bollop across the water with his hook tied to it.
He's just about to reel in and try and find one when a thumping big tiger snake slithers into the the firelight, with a frog in its mouth. Too good an opportunity to pass up. He grabs the snake, whips the frog out of its mouth, throws it down and starts to bait up the frog. Then he has second thoughts, thinking he's being a bit cruel. He picks the snake up, squeezes its jaws to open its mouth and pours a slug of brandy down its throat, and tosses the snake into the bushes.
He finishes baiting up, casts out and sits back down. He's just settled into his chair again when he feels a tap-tap-tap against his leg. He looks down, and there's the snake, back again, with another frog in its mouth.
???????????by Booney » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:22 pm
Alaska wrote:A man is fishing for the legendary big trout down on the Murray below Hume Weir. He's fished all night, and the hours are getting longer and the night getting colder, and he's not doing very well. He's tried scrub worms, bardi grubs, shrimp and yabbies. He's used freshwater clams and even peeled prawns and strips of lamb and never had a touch.
He comes to think that what he needs is a frog. Doesn't matter if it's a big fat one or a long skinny one, just so it goes bobble-bollop across the water with his hook tied to it.
He's just about to reel in and try and find one when a thumping big tiger snake slithers into the the firelight, with a frog in its mouth. Too good an opportunity to pass up. He grabs the snake, whips the frog out of its mouth, throws it down and starts to bait up the frog. Then he has second thoughts, thinking he's being a bit cruel. He picks the snake up, squeezes its jaws to open its mouth and pours a slug of brandy down its throat, and tosses the snake into the bushes.
He finishes baiting up, casts out and sits back down. He's just settled into his chair again when he feels a tap-tap-tap against his leg. He looks down, and there's the snake, back again, with another frog in its mouth.
by Mythical Creature » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:31 pm
by Drop Bear » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:51 pm
by Choccies » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:24 am
Drop Bear wrote:A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer dead and shouts. 'Did anybody else here see my face?' The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him dead also.
'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around. There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner. 'I think my missus caught a glimpse....'
that's a pearler !!by silicone skyline » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:25 pm
Alaska wrote:A man is fishing for the legendary big trout down on the Murray below Hume Weir. He's fished all night, and the hours are getting longer and the night getting colder, and he's not doing very well. He's tried scrub worms, bardi grubs, shrimp and yabbies. He's used freshwater clams and even peeled prawns and strips of lamb and never had a touch.
He comes to think that what he needs is a frog. Doesn't matter if it's a big fat one or a long skinny one, just so it goes bobble-bollop across the water with his hook tied to it.
He's just about to reel in and try and find one when a thumping big tiger snake slithers into the the firelight, with a frog in its mouth. Too good an opportunity to pass up. He grabs the snake, whips the frog out of its mouth, throws it down and starts to bait up the frog. Then he has second thoughts, thinking he's being a bit cruel. He picks the snake up, squeezes its jaws to open its mouth and pours a slug of brandy down its throat, and tosses the snake into the bushes.
He finishes baiting up, casts out and sits back down. He's just settled into his chair again when he feels a tap-tap-tap against his leg. He looks down, and there's the snake, back again, with another frog in its mouth.
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