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by mal » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:32 am
heater31 wrote:A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*** your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "f*** YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f*** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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How are women and tornadoes alike?
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They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
by Leaping Lindner » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:39 pm
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