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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby RustyCage » Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:48 pm

Who is Max Markson and what has he done?
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby southee » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:39 pm

pafc1870 wrote:Who is Max Markson and what has he done?


Big manager for some stars (ie. Lara Bringle)......also most famous for being a big LOVE rat with many woman and lying to them.

Poor form tonight by him but nothing unexpected. The guys a loony!!! :roll:
Is out of change.....thanks Cambridge Clarrie!!!
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:16 am

Max needs his own show.

His soap opera lifestyle is perfect for this format.

Every ep he could be trying to land some deal while juggling a cavalcade of Z-listers, lawsuits, jilted lovers, pi$$ed-off business partners and associated melodrama...
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Booney » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:31 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Max needs his own show.

His soap opera lifestyle is perfect for this format.

Every ep he could be trying to land some deal while juggling a cavalcade of Z-listers, lawsuits, jilted lovers, pi$$ed-off business partners and associated melodrama...


The whole time smiling like a cheshire cat and prancing around completely oblivious to the goings on around him.

Lucky bastard. :lol:
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby OnSong » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:43 am

Capper making a comeback!
Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:24 am

"Warwick Capper's back! Yeah! Rock'n'roll!"
- as he swaggerd back on the show.

"Better to be a has-been than a never-been."
- to model Didier Cohen.

"Darling, you must've heard of Warwick Capper. I was on the front cover of Penthouse. Were you born then?"
- to the skank glamour hairdresser.

The two teams were choosing models for the fashion show. Both were taken by one statuesque model in particular...

Capper: Very Swedish.
Model: I'm Polish.
Capper: You like Poland?

:lol:
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Hazbeen » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:29 am

Double firing last night;

Mad Max Markson and Didier "cry baby" Cohen
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Sorry Dude » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:42 am

Hazbeen wrote:Double firing last night;

Mad Max Markson and Didier "cry baby" Cohen

Leave him alone......He has had a hard life remember :(
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:31 am

Bet anything Jason Coleman was the snivelling kid in class who sucked up to the teachers and dobbed everyone in.

Nobody liked this kid. Not the students. Not even the teachers.

Time for playground justice at lunch...
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Hazbeen » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:26 am

Magpiespower wrote:Bet anything Jason Coleman was the snivelling kid in class who sucked up to the teachers and dobbed everyone in.

Nobody liked this kid. Not the students. Not even the teachers.

Time for playground justice at lunch...


Two faced little squealer did it again in the board room last night and this time got Lisa Curry fired
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:14 am

Hazbeen wrote:Two faced little squealer did it again in the board room last night and this time got Lisa Curry fired


Narky little biyatch isn't, he?

Waterworks during his monologue was something special.

Really did "emote"...
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Hazbeen » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:47 am

Magpiespower wrote:
Hazbeen wrote:Two faced little squealer did it again in the board room last night and this time got Lisa Curry fired


Narky little biyatch isn't, he?

Waterworks during his monologue was something special.

Really did "emote"...


And the Academy Award goes to ...................
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby OnSong » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:03 am

Hazbeen wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:
Hazbeen wrote:Two faced little squealer did it again in the board room last night and this time got Lisa Curry fired


Narky little biyatch isn't, he?

Waterworks during his monologue was something special.

Really did "emote"...


And the Academy Award goes to ...................

Was bawling his eyes out part of his family heritage I wonder. What an A grade douche.
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Hazbeen » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:00 am

Another boardroom, another performance from Jason Coleman.

This time Pauline Hanson got fired and Coleman makes it to the last 4 with Crawf, Jacinta and Julia Morris
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:03 am

Hazbeen wrote:Another boardroom, another performance from Jason Coleman.


Turns out Deni isn't the show's biggest villain after all...
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Pag » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:35 pm

Someone needs to stab Deni Hines in the face repeatedly with a really sharp pitchfork.

She can't seriously be that far up her own ass?
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby southee » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:51 pm

Pag wrote:Someone needs to stab Deni Hines in the face repeatedly with a really sharp pitchfork.

She can't seriously be that far up her own ass?


Trust me Pag......she really IS!!!!!! (if not worse!!) :lol:

Her Mum's not that much better either!!! :oops:
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby helicopterking » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:54 pm

Cant believe this is really a show :roll:
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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:11 pm

helicopterking wrote:Cant believe this is really a show :roll:


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Re: Celebrity Apprentice Australia

Postby Hazbeen » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:29 am

Julia Morris is the first Celebrity Apprentice Australia, the whimpering weasal Jason Coleman second.
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