Favourite Family Guy episodes

[Media Park]

The episode where Peter finds the scroll to the beer factory and bangs his knee running home with it. Ha!

Brilliant episode

Charlie and the Choc factory parody?

[Johno6]

I love the part in one episode aswell i think the vid may have been posted on here somewhere.
when Meg n Stewie are having a bath together. Meg farts n blows bubbles then steweie does it, then meg does it out her "front" area...

frickin classic.

[Media Park]

When Joe's legs get healed, and he finds a new group of fitness fanatic friends.

Joe's wife tries to shoot him in the spine, and eventually because of her bad shooting, he grabs the gun, and does it himself!

[BFG]

so many great bits but i think the sketch where they have your almost as useless as bucky mcgee the one armed baseball player. would have to be a highlight.

you have to ask with all the two armed youngsters playing in the minors why they persist with this no armed 2nd baseman. granted the throw was little high but you have to think a two armed man wouldve made the catch, even a one armed player wouldve had a shot at it. and he hasnt had a hit in EVER john, in EVER!

[fisho mcspaz]

Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty!

[FRED]

When Quagmire finds out about porn on the internet.

[Q.]

When Quagmire finds out about porn on the internet.

Great episode!

[Pag]

Apart from the Bird is the Word, which will never get old, the ep where Peter plays for the New England Patriots and Brian owes Stewie $50.

'Where's my money man?!'



'Gettin' real tired of you duckin' me man. Yeah you got money to pay for fake moustaches huh? How much you pay for the fake moustache?'

'$2.99'

*Shoots in kneecap*

Hilarious.

[Media Park]

That's my sideboob!

[OnSong]

I watched a newy last night from season 9 where Peter catches his father in law having an affair.
There are a sh!tload of funny bits but the ending is classic, with Peter's romanced version of "Bird Is The Word". Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvfXjgWVNnc

[OnSong]

When Carter is caught cheating with this Asian bird, you can hear him say as Peter walks in the room:

(Something like, the quote is not available) "I like how when I clenched it you took your fingers away, that was good by you." Lol

[Baron Greenback]

When Carter is caught cheating with this Asian bird, you can hear him say as Peter walks in the room:

(Something like, the quote is not available) "I like how when I clenched it you took your fingers away, that was good by you." Lol

Carter Pewterschmidt is a gun!

"Drink my diabetic blood. It will amuse me!"

[LMA]

Model Misbehaviour: When Lois becomes a model, Stewie starts a cash scam and Brian has worms, plus the 4 Peters

Peter asks Lois if she's going to do her little turn on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, do her little turn on the catwalk

Lois Griffin: I'm gonna become a model.
Peter Griffin: Hey, that's fantastic, Lois. And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris Griffin: Me, too.
Meg Griffin: Me, too.
Peter Griffin: Oh, God. Meg, that's sick. That's your mother.
Meg Griffin: I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter Griffin: Get out. Get out of this house.

Couldn't find any quotes but when Peter sees Brian itching his arse,as dogs with worms do on the floor, he goes something like Hey I know whats going on here. Your looking for an Ass race, first one to the kitchen wins

[Media Park]

Jane Fonda...

[woodublieve12]

great show... so many great moments.. too hard to pick just one... However i did love the ep where brian owes stewie money

Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts.

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Probably one of the best quotes

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.