Whats your favourite Simpsons Episode?

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Fav simpson episode

Postby Hammer » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:38 pm

Great Topic, where do i begin?...

Homer: "Marge, if you are going to get upset everytime i do something stupid, then i guess i will just have to stop doing stupid things"!....


Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr burns, i believe you have a letter for me?"
Post office man: "Ok Mr Burns, and what is your first name?".
Homer: " i don't know"!

Ralph: "The doctor said i wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if i kept my finger ou of there!"
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Postby RustyCage » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:02 am

Fav episode is the one where Homer gets a gun and holds a gun club meeting at his house.

Moe: "The next place he robs better have a ramp"

My favourite characters are Duffman and Disco Stu.

Woman at Duff Comp: "You said that if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk."
Duffman: "Duffman says a lot of things!"
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Duffman Quotes

Postby RustyCage » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:08 am

Duffman: Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H2OooooYEH!

Duffman: New feelings brewing inside Duffman... What... WOULD JESUS DO?!

Duffman: Everything going dark, like Duff Stout. The beer that made Ireland famous.
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Moe Quotes

Postby RustyCage » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:11 am

Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'

Renee (Moe’s girlfriend): Really, you think I’m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don’t talk to a lot of women do you?

Ned Flanders: You ugly hate-filled man.
Moe: Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?

Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

Moe: Uh, how do I say this without being offensive? Marge there ain't enough booze in this place to make you look good
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Postby RustyCage » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:16 am

Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
Scientist: How much time do we have professor?
Frink: Well according to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.
(The robots go berserk.)
Frink: Oh, I forgot to er, carry the one.

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.


Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble. Smithers, take off my belt.
Smithers: With pleasure, sir!

Smithers: I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
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Postby RustyCage » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:34 am

Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!!!
Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too

McBain: Leave me a message after the beep..BUT DON'T BE A MESSAGE HOG USING UP ALL MY TAPE!

Rainier: Someone please, give me a job. I lowered my quote to $8 million. I do nude scene, I play nerd. Don't make me punch your throat!

Milhouse: Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Milhouse: I don't know, my Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

Milhouse: There's plenty of Milhouse to go around.

Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?

Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur

Mayor Quimby: Now I'd like to introduce the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
Barry White: It's Barry White.
Mayor Quimby: No, the card says Larry White.
Barry White: I think I know my own name.
Mayor Quimby: Yeah, well we'll just see about that.

Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win.
Lionel Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty

Lenny: Wow! Homer must have got one of those robot cars!
(Car crashes in background)
Carl: Yeah, one of those AMERICAN robot cars.

Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.
Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
Lenny: Oh! ...Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.

Lenny: Late night swimming and alcohol: it's a winning combination!

Homer: I thought you were dead
Mother Simpson: I thought you were dead
Gravedigger: Dang Blasted! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
Hans Moleman: (popping out of coffin) I didn't want to make a fuss, but now that you mention it...

Hans: I was saying Boo-urns

Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...

Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders... my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

Barney: Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something.

Barney: I don't know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink

Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Lisa: Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up.

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Homer: Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded!

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
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Postby spell_check » Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:14 pm

Chief Wiggum: Sorry Ralphie, the bakeoff rejected your recipe.
Ralph: I wanna be in the bakeoff!
Chief Wiggum: There, there! I thought your grilled crayon sandwich was delicious!
Ralph: You only had a pretend bite!
Chief Wiggum: No, no, I'm eating it, look!
Ralph: Can you taste the thumbtacks?
Chief Wiggum: Ah, crap.
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Postby scott » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:32 pm

Jane: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Glen: It's free!
Homer: And when <is> this weekend?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?
Glen: Um, it's free.
Homer: I see, and when is it?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer: And what are you <charging> for this free weekend?
Bart: C'mon, dad, the team's arriving!
[They start running]
Homer: It's free, right!
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Postby Jimmy » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:27 am

i love the episodes where they tak eoff a movie scene...esp the one of the great escape where maggie is in the day care and the one where bart does the indiana jones steal and getaway as homer comes crashing down the stairs and thru the garage door...

love em all :lol: :lol:
Carn the blues!!!!!
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Postby scott » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:38 am

Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal
affairs were setting them up?
Glen: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there!
Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very
short attention span.
Jane: But our point is very simple. You see, when--
Homer: Oh, look! A bird! [runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird.]
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Postby scott » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:39 am

Homer: Help me be good. How did you do it?
St John: As I groped in the gutter finding my teeth, Saint Peter himself appeared before me.
St Peter: John, you wanker, repent from your sins or sod off!

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Postby Peter Falconia » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:45 pm

Homer: Marge, dont discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.
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Postby blink » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:37 pm

Marge: Homer, the plant just called and said if you don't come to work tomorrow, don't bother coming Monday.

Homer: Woo Hoo! Four day weekend!
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Postby blink » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:37 pm

Marge: Homer, the plant just called and said if you don't come to work tomorrow, don't bother coming Monday.

Homer: Woo Hoo! Four day weekend!
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Postby BubblesOfBlue » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:02 pm

Best episode ever has to be the one with Homer's helper monkey Mojo!!!
"Pray for Mojo!!"
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Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:55 pm

Homer (to Bart) "Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? Your friends can call you HOJU"
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Postby The_Bay_Boy » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:22 pm

Bart: Dad, you just killed the zombie flanders
Homer: He was a zombie?
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Postby Punk Rooster » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:50 pm

Homer sees Apu having an affair with the Squishee lady, he has a nightmare about catching Apu out, to which Apu says "Eunuch, avert your eyes!" Homer wakes up with a scream. He then ponders "What's a Eunuch?", reaches for the dictionary, looks it up & upon realising it's meaning, screams again.
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Postby OhMyHat » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:38 pm

Bart: Boy, I could really use that flying motorcycle now!
Frink: You had your chance!

There are so many episodes that I love, but my favourite would have to be when Mr Burns 'recruits' League Baseball stars to the plants' Baseball squad. Bloody classic!

Marge: Oh, dear. (Points video camera to floor) Kids, tell me when your father stops scratching himself.
Bart and Lisa look to the bench.
Marge: (After a while) Well?
Bart: We'll tell you, mom.

Bart/Lisa: Daaarryll.. Daaarryll.. Daaarryll..
Marge: Kids, dont you think thats a little rude?
Lisa: Don't worry mom, he's a professional athlete. They're trained to handle this sort of thing.
Bart/Lisa: Daaarryll.. Daaarryll.. Daaarryll..
Darryl Strawberry: *Tear*

Or.. when Homer has to put a dime in the 'Swear Jar' everytime he swears.

Ned: Homer, I'm afraid I've got a bone to pick with you.
Homer: Look, if it's about the camcorder, I lost it, okay?
Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about?
Ned: All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. I don't want to be hard on you... I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. You don't hear me complaining about your... moustache!
Ned: What's wrong with my moustache!?
Homer: Makes it look like you got something to hide.
Ned: What!?
Homer: [privately] People are talking... Lots of people.


Hehehe.
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Postby duncs7 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:02 am

i could rattle off 1000 quotes that i love from the simpsons.
But the Slutty look on Marge's face when she asks Homer to put on the Mr Plow Jacket!
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