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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby mal » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:27 am

magpie in the 80's wrote:KINGSFORD SMITH JUNE 9TH 1928


NO

There are others who landed on Australia first

QUIZ question
Who was the first to land in Australia ?
Not including Indigenous peoples
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby magpie in the 80's » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:34 am

Captain Willem Jansz.
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby mal » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:39 am

magpie in the 80's wrote:Captain Willem Jansz.


NO
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby Punk Rooster » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:49 am

mal wrote:QUIZ question
Who was the first to land in Australia ?
Not including Indigenous peoples

Footy Chick?
Wedgie?
Mal?
Bayman?
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby mal » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:43 am

Punk Rooster wrote:
mal wrote:QUIZ question
Who was the first to land in Australia ?
Not including Indigenous peoples

Footy Chick?
Wedgie?
Mal?
Bayman?


An emphatic NO
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby silicone skyline » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:27 am

This better be funny.
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby smac » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:44 am

I was thinking the same. I doubt it will live up to expectation now.
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby silicone skyline » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:49 am

Notice the word "Quiz" pops up and Magpie in the 80's is straight in here? :lol:
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby silicone skyline » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:52 am

APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE:

Don't you hate it when you're driving along and you chuck you're cigarette butt out the window.
Then about 5km up the road you smell something, and you turn around and ...
















Grandma is fingering herself in the back seat again
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby Baron Greenback » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:40 am

silicone skyline wrote:APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE:

Don't you hate it when you're driving along and you chuck you're cigarette butt out the window.
Then about 5km up the road you smell something, and you turn around and ...

Grandma is fingering herself in the back seat again


I love that joke SS.
Glad you revived it.
Great work.
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby smac » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:00 pm

silicone skyline wrote:Notice the word "Quiz" pops up and Magpie in the 80's is straight in here? :lol:

He has an alert on his computer, any time the word quiz appears on the internet, flashing lights and sirens go off.

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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby magpie in the 80's » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:02 pm

actually its on the word joke :lol:
and what else does one do when MAL alerts you to the Q :shock: :wink:

mal wrote:

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SERINA WILLIAMS AND A PAIR OF JEANS ?
Theres only one fly on a pair of jeans ......

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QUIZ in best jokes
by the time youse get it you will spew at me :wink:
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby silicone skyline » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:03 pm

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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby silicone skyline » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:05 pm

It's obviously not going to be historically correct. I think it will be a technical thing in the wording. But who knows, it just better be good.
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby smac » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:37 pm

Has no chance of being good enough, none at all.
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby mal » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:13 pm

magpie in the 80's wrote:actually its on the word joke :lol:
and what else does one do when MAL alerts you to the Q :shock: :wink:

mal wrote:

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SERINA WILLIAMS AND A PAIR OF JEANS ?
Theres only one fly on a pair of jeans ......

ALSO
QUIZ in best jokes
by the time youse get it you will spew at me :wink:


RATING 9-2
MAGPIE that pair of jeans joke is a classic :lol:

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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby bayman » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:28 pm

ok, how about van dieman ?
i thought secret groups were a thing of the past, well not on websites anyway
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby mal » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:30 pm

bayman wrote:ok, how about van dieman ?


They named this great land of ours after this explorer but he wuz not the first to land in Australia

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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby bayman » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:33 pm

mal wrote:
bayman wrote:ok, how about van dieman ?


They named this great land of ours after this explorer but he wuz not the first to land in Australia

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not quite right mal tasmania (not the whole country) was called 'van diemans land' as a mark of respect as his dutch fleet LANDED on the west australian coast well before captain cook & co arrived
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Re: BEST JOKES

Postby mal » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:37 pm

CAPTAIN COOK incorrect as stated by BAYMAN as well
When did the VAN come over was it about 1636ish ?
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