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[Interceptor]

Top 10 girls I wanna bang before I die.

10. Megan Fox
9. Charlize Theron
8. Patsy Kensit
7. Christina Aguilera
6. Delta Goodrem
5. Michelle Rodriguez
4. Elle from Neighbours
3. Isla Fisher
2. Elisha Cuthbert
1. Maggie Gyllenhaal

Not a bad list, except I wouldn't touch Christina Aguilera with a barge pole. A total skank if there ever was one.

I assume you've seen "Secretary" with Maggie Gyllengaal?
If not, it's a must see

[Baron Greenback]

I think that's what attracts me to Christina!

Yep definitely seen Secretary. Delish!
She's bringing bush back.

[Magpiespower]

I think that's what attracts me to Christina!

Absolutely.

Skank glamour!

At her finest in the 'Dirrrty' video.

Ring the alarm!

[brod]

Top Ten Nirvana Songs

1. Love Buzz
2. (New Wave) Polly
3. Territorial Pissings
4. Aneurysm
5. Breed
6. School
7. Rape Me
8. Lithium
9. Smells Like Teen Spirit
10. You know You're Right

[brod]

Top Ten Songs from the Top Five in Triple J Hottest 100's (excluding Alltime)

1. Betterman (John Butler Trio) #5 in 2001
2. Seven Nation Army (The White Stripes) #3 in 2003
3. Stinkfist (Tool) #2 in 1996
4. Bullet With Butterfly Wings (The Smashing Pumpkins) #2 in 1995
5. Chop Suey! (System Of A Down) #3 in 2001
6. These Days (Powderfinger) #1 in 1999
7. Tomorrow (Silverchair) #5 in 1994
8. No One Knows (Queens of the Stone Age) #1 in 2002
9. My Happiness (Powderfinger) #1 in 2000
10. The Hard Road (Hilltop Hoods) #3 in 2006

[Baron Greenback]

Top Ten Nirvana Songs

1. Love Buzz
2. (New Wave) Polly
3. Territorial Pissings
4. Aneurysm
5. Breed
6. School
7. Rape Me
8. Lithium
9. Smells Like Teen Spirit
10. You know You're Right

Love Buzz is a great song! My number 1 as well.

[Interceptor]

Ten Great Movie Lines

1. Yoda - Do, or do not. There is no try.
2. Ferris Bueller - Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
3. The Terminator - I'll be back.
4. Nigel Tufnell - These go to eleven.
5. Mr Miyagi - Wax on, wax off.
6. John Blutarsky - Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
7. Inigo Montoya - Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
8. Miles - Sometimes you gotta say, 'What the fu @ck.'
9. Darth Vader - I am your father.
10. Elwood Blues - We're on a mission from God.

Ten more:

1. "You're gonna need a bigger boat" (Brody, Jaws)
2. "...and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" (Jules, Pulp Fiction)
3. "That's no moon. It's a space station" (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars)
4. "That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f_ck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? " (Hudson, Aliens)
5. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." (Batty, Blade Runner)
6. "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. " (HAL, 2001: A Space Odyssey)
7. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" (Kilgore, Apocalyse Now)
8. "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." (Elwood, The Blues Brothers)
9. "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? " (Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry)
10. [the Predator pulls off his mask] "You're one... *ugly* motherf_cker!" (Dutch, Predator)

[Interceptor]

The ten from Floyd...

1. Shine on you crazy diamond (A collection of great dance songs version)
2. Time
3. Comfortably Numb
4. Sheep
5. Welcome to the Machine
6. Hey you
7. The great gig in the sky
8. Fearless (You'll never walk alone)
9. One slip
10. Breathe

1. Comfortably Numb (Wall, studio)
2. Shine On (Echoes version)
3. Run Like Hell (any live version)
4. Time (DSoTM, studio)
5. One of These Days (Meddle, studio)
6. Sheep (Animals, studio)
7. Childhood's End (Obscured by Clouds, studio)
8. Mother (Wall, Roger Waters live is best version I've heard)
9. Astonomy Domine (live version on Ummagumma)
10. Young Lust (Wall, studio)

[Interceptor]

Top Ten Led Zeppelin songs
1/ Kashmir
2/ In My Time of Dying
3/ Stairway To Heaven
4/ How Many More Times
5/ Black Dog
6/ Nobody's Fault But Mine
7/ Rock And Roll
8/ When The Levee Breaks
9/ No Quarter
10/ Whole Lotta Love

1. Kashmir
2. Immigrant Song
3. Bron-y-aur
4. What is and what should never be
5. Over the hills and far away
6. Misty Mountian Hop
7. Rain Song (live)
8. Houses of the Holy
9. Carseolambra
10. Tangerine

1/ Since I've been loving you
2/ Babe I'm gonna leave you
3/ I can't quit you babe
4/ Kashmir
5/ That's the way
6/ In my time of dying
7/ Stairway to Heaven
8/Ten years gone
9/ Tea for One
10/ I'm gonna crawl

1. Travelling Riverside Blues (BBC Sessions, this is pure gold)
2. Black Dog (IV, simple but infectious riff makes this irresistable)
3. In My Time of Dying (PG, powerhouse Zeppelin)
4. Kashmir (PG, the definitive group effort)
5. Dazed and Confused (I, epic track from the days of the Yardbirds)
6. Thank You (BBC Sessions, great electified version of the original)
7. Stairway to Heaven (BBC Sessions, very early, but great live performance)
8. Whole Lotta Love (II, a Zep anthem)
9. Bron-Y-Aur Stomp (III, great acoustic foot tapper)
10. Boogie With Stu (PG, fun jam with Ian Stewart)

[Mr66]

10. Boogie With Stu (PG, fun jam with Ian Stewart)

& won three Brownlows.
What a legend!

Top Ten Hendrix songs

1/Voodoo Child
2/Red House
3/Purple Haze
4/All Along the Watchtower
5/Foxy Lady
6/Machine Gun
7/Wind Cries Mary
8/Little Wing
9/Are You Experienced
10/Castle Made of Sand

[am Bays]

Top 10 quotes from Sports Movies

1. Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. BULL DURHAM

2. Muhammad Ali: It is befitting that I leave the game just like I came in, beating a big bad monster who knocks out everybody and no one can whup him. So when little Cassius Clay from Louisville, Kentucky, came up to stop Sonny Liston. The man who annihilated Floyd Patterson twice. HE WAS GONNA KILL ME! But he hit harder than George. His reach is longer than George's. He's a better boxer than George. And I'm better now than I was when you saw that 22-years old undeveloped kid running from Sonny Liston. I'm experienced now, professional. Jaws been broke, been knocked down a couple of times, I'm bad! Been chopping trees. I done something new for this fight. I done wrestled with an alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick! WHEN WE WERE KINGS


3. Coach Norman Dale: My practices aren't designed for your enjoyment. HOOSIERS

4. Eric Liddell: You came to see a race today. To see someone win. It happened to be me. But I want you to do more than just watch a race. I want you to take part in it. I want to compare faith to running in a race. It's hard. It requires concentration of will, energy of soul. You experience elation when the winner breaks the tape - especially if you've got a bet on it. But how long does that last? You go home. Maybe you're dinner's burnt. Maybe you haven't got a job. So who am I to say, "Believe, have faith," in the face of life's realities? I would like to give you something more permanent, but I can only point the way. I have no formula for winning the race. Everyone runs in her own way, or his own way. And where does the power come from, to see the race to its end? From within. Jesus said, "Behold, the Kingdom of God is within you. If with all your hearts, you truly seek me, you shall ever surely find me." If you commit yourself to the love of Christ, then that is how you run a straight race. CHARIOTS OF FIRE

5. Rocky Balboa: Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! ROCKY

6. Crash Davis: Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. BULL DURHAM

7. Muhammad Ali: And you're always talking about, "Muhammad, you're not the same man you were 10 years ago." Well, I asked your wife, and she told me you're not the same man you was two years ago! WHEN WE WERE KINGS

8. Crash Davis: Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic BULL DURHAM

9. Rocky Balboa: There aint nothin' over till it's over. ROCKY

10. Muhammad Ali: And you're always talking about, "Muhammad, you're not the same man you were 10 years ago." Well, I asked your wife, and she told me you're not the same man you was two years ago! WHEN WE WERE KINGS

[Rik E Boy]

Top Ten Nirvana Songs

1. Love Buzz
2. (New Wave) Polly
3. Territorial Pissings
4. Aneurysm
5. Breed
6. School
7. Rape Me
8. Lithium
9. Smells Like Teen Spirit
10. You know You're Right

Ack!! Territorial Pissings is shithouse. You could have at least put On a plain in there.

regards,

REB

[Mr66]

Ack!! Territorial Pissings is shithouse. You could have at least put On a plain in there.

regards,

REB

Nah REB it rocks.
Check out the 'Live Tonight Sold Out' DVD when they play it on some British TV show.
'Where Did You Sleep Last Night' & 'Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sunbeam' could've made the list as well.

[brod]

Top Ten Nirvana Songs

1. Love Buzz
2. (New Wave) Polly
3. Territorial Pissings
4. Aneurysm
5. Breed
6. School
7. Rape Me
8. Lithium
9. Smells Like Teen Spirit
10. You know You're Right

Ack!! Territorial Pissings is shithouse. You could have at least put On a plain in there.

regards,

REB

On A Plain was surely on the shortlist, probably about 12

[brod]

Top 10 Rage Against The Machine Songs

1. Bullet In The Head
2. Vietnow
3. Bombtrack
4. Bulls On Parade
5. Kick Out The Jams
6. Freedom
7. Killing In The Name
8. Testify
9. How Could I Kill A Man
10. Guerilla Radio

[Rik E Boy]

Ack!! Territorial Pissings is shithouse. You could have at least put On a plain in there.

regards,

REB

Nah REB it rocks.
Check out the 'Live Tonight Sold Out' DVD when they play it on some British TV show.
'Where Did You Sleep Last Night' & 'Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sunbeam' could've made the list as well.

LOL I read about that show. Weren't they supposed to play Lithium or something? But seriously, if you want pure shock value over musical ability then you might as well listen to the Clash ha ha.

regards,

REB

[Leaping Lindner]

Ack!! Territorial Pissings is shithouse. You could have at least put On a plain in there.

regards,

REB

Nah REB it rocks.
Check out the 'Live Tonight Sold Out' DVD when they play it on some British TV show.
'Where Did You Sleep Last Night' & 'Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sunbeam' could've made the list as well.

LOL I read about that show. Weren't they supposed to play Lithium or something? But seriously, if you want pure shock value over musical ability then you might as well listen to the Clash ha ha.

regards,

REB

Says the man who managed to list a top ten of Kiss, Iron Maiden and Judas Priest songs. ROTFLMAO. I've seen Spinal Tap don't need to see these bands.

[Leaping Lindner]

Top Ten Led Zeppelin songs

1/ Kashmir
2/ In My Time of Dying
3/ Stairway To Heaven
4/ How Many More Times
5/ Black Dog
6/ Nobody's Fault But Mine
7/ Rock And Roll
8/ When The Levee Breaks
9/ No Quarter
10/ Whole Lotta Love

1. Kashmir
2. Immigrant Song
3. Bron-y-aur
4. What is and what should never be
5. Over the hills and far away
6. Misty Mountian Hop
7. Rain Song (live)
8. Houses of the Holy
9. Carseolambra
10. Tangerine

regards,

REB

1/ Since I've been loving you
2/ Babe I'm gonna leave you
3/ I can't quit you babe
4/ Kashmir
5/ That's the way
6/ In my time of dying
7/ Stairway to Heaven
8/Ten years gone
9/ Tea for One
10/ I'm gonna crawl

My top 5 would be...

1). You need loving by The Small Faces
2). Bring it on back by Willie Dixon
3). Blackwaterside by Bert Jansch
4). Bring it on home by Sonny Boy Williamson
5). Killing Floor by Howlin' Wolf

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

Top Ten self righteous, opinionated or just plain knobheads who deserve
a punch in the throat if only to to shut 'em up!

1.) BILL O'REILLY in a resounding first place! (the Tool!)
2.) Abu Bashir
3.) Ann Coulter
4.) Bono
5.) Kevin Rudd
6.) Germaine Greer
7.) Bob Francis
8.) Mufti Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali
9.) Sir Paul McCartney
10.) Mel Gibson (besides Mad Max I & II)

I would've also put John Laws & Little Johnny Howard but they've both since retired
& Stan Zemanek's no longer with us!
Osama bin Laden & George W. Bush are way too obvious choices!

[Mr66]

Top Ten self righteous, opinionated or just plain knobheads who deserve
a punch in the throat if only to to shut 'em up!

1.) BILL O'REILLY in a resounding first place! (the Tool!)
2.) Abu Bashir
3.) Ann Coulter
4.) Bono
5.) Kevin Rudd
6.) Germaine Greer
7.) Bob Francis
8.) Mufti Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali
9.) Sir Paul McCartney
10.) Mel Gibson (besides Mad Max I & II)

I would've also put John Laws & Little Johnny Howard but they've both since retired
& Stan Zemanek's no longer with us!
Osama bin Laden & George W. Bush are way too obvious choices!

I would have swapped Bill with Ann Coulter. This trollope would embarrass Hitler with some of the ultra-right garbage that vomits out of her gob. A real piece of work.
And besides, I kinda like Bill (NOT that I agree with him ALL the time!)
And no Derryn Hinch?

Top Ten Sports Clubs.

1/ New York Yankees (grudgingly)
2/ Real Madrid
3/ Liverpool
4/ Montreal Canadiens
5/ Manchester United
6/ Barcelona
7/ Juventus
8/ Boston Celtics
9/ River Plate
10/ Green Bay Packers