Top Tens

[rogernumber10]

I thought you was hung.
They was right.

[Baron Greenback]

Ten Great Movie Lines

and not one from Bad Boy Bubby! You could have made a list from that movie alone. Now there's an idea:

Top ten best lines from Bad Boy Bubby:

1. You're a sexy woman, Flo.
2. Christ kid, you're a weirdo!
3. God can see everything I do - and he's gonna beat me brainless.
4. It is the duty of all men to think God out of existence.
5. You've got smashing t!ts Flo. Great big whoppers of things.
6. Bubby a good boy... mummy's little boy.
7. Be still!
8. If that's all there is, then we're stuffed!
9. He was only tryin' to see whether ya breathed or not. You can't blame the kid, he never had a father.
10. Get outta the way or I'll cut yer prick off!

What about:
Pizza be better than this OR
God be a useless c..t!

[The Real Number 3]

Top 10 mostly unheard of journos

Rob McLean
Les Pearson
Tom Donkin
Paul Mitchell
Nick Dillon
Ben Avery
Ian Shuttleworth
Loretta Johns
Daniela Ritorto
Marcus Wilson

Wrote a sports column in todays paper

[The Real Number 3]

Ten Great Movie Lines

and not one from Bad Boy Bubby! You could have made a list from that movie alone. Now there's an idea:

Top ten best lines from Bad Boy Bubby:

1. You're a sexy woman, Flo.
2. Christ kid, you're a weirdo!
3. God can see everything I do - and he's gonna beat me brainless.
4. It is the duty of all men to think God out of existence.
5. You've got smashing t!ts Flo. Great big whoppers of things.
6. Bubby a good boy... mummy's little boy.
7. Be still!
8. If that's all there is, then we're stuffed!
9. He was only tryin' to see whether ya breathed or not. You can't blame the kid, he never had a father.
10. Get outta the way or I'll cut yer prick off!

HAHAHA Awesome!

[southee]

Ten Great Movie Lines

and not one from Bad Boy Bubby! You could have made a list from that movie alone. Now there's an idea:

Top ten best lines from Bad Boy Bubby:

1. You're a sexy woman, Flo.
2. Christ kid, you're a weirdo!
3. God can see everything I do - and he's gonna beat me brainless.
4. It is the duty of all men to think God out of existence.
5. You've got smashing t!ts Flo. Great big whoppers of things.
6. Bubby a good boy... mummy's little boy.
7. Be still!
8. If that's all there is, then we're stuffed!
9. He was only tryin' to see whether ya breathed or not. You can't blame the kid, he never had a father.
10. Get outta the way or I'll cut yer prick off!

HAHAHA Awesome!

One of my top 3 films!!!

"That be me pop!!!"
"meow!!"
"You dirty, filthy little C***"

[Rik E Boy]

bogan...

Sorry, no Chisel, Angels, Rose Tattoo or Akker Dakker lists!

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

LMFAO!

He's a CUB now, Cashed Up Bogan....

News to me!! How bout a loanski?

regards,

REB

[Magpiespower]

Worst Aussie movies

They're all equal WORST!

I hope none of you have seen these pices of crap...

Spank!
Turkey Shoot
The Adventures of Barry McKenzie
Angst
Cut
Sample People
The Magician
You and Your Stupid Mate
Josh Jarman
The Proposition

[Leaping Lindner]

Worst Aussie movies

They're all equal WORST!

I hope none of you have seen these pices of crap...

Spank!
Turkey Shoot
The Adventures of Barry McKenzie
Angst
Cut
Sample People
The Magician
You and Your Stupid Mate
Josh Jarman
The Proposition

What's your best Aussie films top 10?
(PS - Proposition is at least better than Take Away and Nugget )

[Rik E Boy]

Worst Aussie movies

They're all equal WORST!

I hope none of you have seen these pices of crap...

Spank!
Turkey Shoot
The Adventures of Barry McKenzie
Angst
Cut
Sample People
The Magician
You and Your Stupid Mate
Josh Jarman
The Proposition

I haven't seen them but I have seen Kangaroo Jack and that was pretty rank.

regards,

REB

[Dogwatcher]

I brought up Lightning Jack the other day, does that count as Aussie?

[zipzap]

What's wrong with The Proposition???

[therisingblues]

Worst Aussie movies

They're all equal WORST!

I hope none of you have seen these pices of crap...

Spank!
Turkey Shoot
The Adventures of Barry McKenzie
Angst
Cut
Sample People
The Magician
You and Your Stupid Mate
Josh Jarman
The Proposition

I once read a review of this movie describing it as a must see just for how bad it is. It was being shown at 2 am or something in the early 90's from memory.
I think I tuned in for a couple of minutes and.. am I right in saying they were driving around in dune buggys and shooting at people?

[Dirko]

I once read a review of this movie describing it as a must see just for how bad it is. It was being shown at 2 am or something in the early 90's from memory.
I think I tuned in for a couple of minutes and.. am I right in saying they were driving around in dune buggys and shooting at people?

Yep, that's the one...saw it when I was about 8 or 9, woke up one night snuck out to the lounge and flicked the TV on and bingo "Turkey Shoot"

[Magpiespower]

What's your best Aussie films top 10?

Instead of bringing out the usual suspects, here's a top ten list of...

Underrated, unsung and/or largely unknown Aussie movies

Backroads (1976)
The Plumber (1978)
Cathy's Child (1979)
Goodye Paradise (1982)
Struck By Lightning (1991)
Strikebound (1984)
Everynight... Everynight... (1994)
Dance Me to My Song (1998)
The Finished People (2003)
Em 4 Jay (2006)

(PS - Proposition is at least better than Take Away and The Nugget )

Check out the interview with delusional director Bill Bennett on the DVD extras.

Especially the part where he proclaims The Nugget as "breaking new ground for Australian comedy."

Gold!

[brod]

All unknown to this Australian Magpie

[Baron Greenback]

Top 10 Coaches in AFL.

10. John Worsfold
9. Neil Craig
8. Rodney Eade
7. Mark Williams
6. Mark Thompson
5. Alastair Clarkson
4. Mick Malthouse
3. Paul Roos
2. Dean Laidley
1. Leigh Matthews

[Baron Greenback]

Top 10 girls I wanna bang before I die.

10. Megan Fox
9. Charlize Theron
8. Patsy Kensit
7. Christina Aguilera
6. Delta Goodrem
5. Michelle Rodriguez
4. Elle from Neighbours
3. Isla Fisher
2. Elisha Cuthbert
1. Maggie Gyllenhaal

[rogernumber10]

Top Ten Quotes from 'Animal House'
1 - Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
2 - Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
3 - Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.
4- Otter: you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
5 - Pinto: I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer. Clorette De Pasto: Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.
6 - Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
7 - Flounder: May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
8 - Clorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before?
Pinto: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do. I sort of did once, but i was...
Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. And besides, I lied to you, too.
Pinto: Oh, yeah? What about?
Clorette De Pasto: I'm only 13.
9 - Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
10 - Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!

[Leaping Lindner]

What's your best Aussie films top 10?

Instead of bringing out the usual suspects, here's a top ten list of...

Underrated, unsung and/or largely unknown Aussie movies
.........
Everynight... Everynight... (1994)
.........

BRILLIANT movie. Vastly underated. One of the most chilling movies I have ever seen.

(PS - Proposition is at least better than Take Away and The Nugget )

Check out the interview with delusional director Bill Bennett on the DVD extras.

Especially the part where he proclaims The Nugget as "breaking new ground for Australian comedy."

Gold!

Well I suppose you have to break new ground to dig a hole!