by Dogwatcher » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:36 pm
Top 10 (in no particular order) quotes from my DVD collection.
(Lock, Stock an Two Smoking Barrels) -Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average ****.
(Trainspotting) Begbie: It was fuc*in' obvious that that cu*t was gonnae fu*k some cu*t.
(Shaun of the Dead) Shaun: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he was talking about.
(Pulp Fiction) Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fu*king fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
(Serial Mum) Beverly Sutphin: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.
(Reservoir Dogs) Mr Blonde: Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.
(Mallrats): Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen?
(Mallrats) Shannon Hamilton: Yeah, who's your favourite New Kid. Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl.
(Clerks) Randall Graves: My mom's been fu*kin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.
(The Brekfast Club) Bender: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bit*h. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fu*k you. No dad, what about you? Fu*k you. Dad, what about you? Fu8k you.
You're my only friend, and you don't even like me.
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