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by **MightyEagles** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:36 am

If you know any post them here.

Let's start with: MMMM. Doughnuts.

by **blink** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:09 am

Probably my most favourite:

Marge: Homer the plant just phoned and said if you don't come to work tomorrow, don't bother coming on Monday.

Homer: Woo Hoo! Four day weekend!!

Closely followed by:

Homer: (Enters holding balloon that says "Happy 1st Birthday") Teeheehee, the perfect crime....Oh by the way Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday.

by **knowitall** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:41 pm

its been done.....

but I just cant help myself!

Homer:"No beer and no tv make Homer go something, something, something.."

Marge: Crazy?

Homer: Dont mind if I do!!

by **zipzap** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:26 pm

knowitall wrote:its been done.....

...to death. The Simpsons is like so 1990.

by **felicity shagwell** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:33 pm

Ralph Wiggum is a classic:

-"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

-"My cats breath smells like cat food."

-"Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder."

-"It says choo-choo-choose me, and there's a picture of a train."

-"Let's bee friends. It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it."

-"My parents won't let me use scissors."

by **Punk Rooster** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:54 pm

and... "I'm going to Bovine University when I grow up!"

by **Jimmy** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:02 am

THE BEST EVER QUOTE

I BENT MY WOOKIE!

by **GWW** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:50 am

felicity shagwell wrote:Ralph Wiggum is a classic:

-"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

-"My cats breath smells like cat food."

-"Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder."

-"It says choo-choo-choose me, and there's a picture of a train."

-"Let's bee friends. It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it."

-"My parents won't let me use scissors."

How about "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

by **Leaping Lindner** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:08 am

"Marge get me my gun"

This can also be used in any threads about cover bands. :wink:

by **felicity shagwell** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:46 am

GWW wrote:How about "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

ROFL

by **blink** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:26 am

Whilst we are on Ralph Wiggum:

Ms Hoover: Ralph, have you been eating your glue again?

Ralph: (With mouth full of glue) No Ms Hoover.

by **Booney** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:38 am

Homer in new episode last night:

"Sure,its easy to sit here and pick all my faults,but,it would be easier to shut up!"

Smithers and the Music teacher get pulled from burning car;

Music teacher:

"We were car pooling,and THATS ALL!"

by JK » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:51 pm

Ralph Wiggums game of Duck-Duck-Goose was pretty **** funny ...

by **Dogsbody** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:09 pm

I liked the one where they reviewed most of the times he's yelled "D'oh"... also available as a sound file on the net as "32dohs.wav" :lol:

by **Blue Boy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:25 am

Homer:"No beer and no tv make Homer go something, something, something.."

my all time fave

by **The_Bay_Boy** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:32 am

Reiner wolfcastle is an under-rated character.

Some of his lines are classic

this is real acid so googles everybody.......oh ooooo
"Ah da googles do noffing"

Don't you hate it when women leave the toilet sit up....thats the joke...you suck mcbain...(throughs grenade into crowd)

One of the McBain movies..... after shooting up a board room meeting, the sexy women comes over "Oh mcbain"
"Now i want to hold another meeting......In bed" (the end)

by **Magpiespower** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:08 am

From last night's ep when Santa's Little Helper fathers 24 puppies...

"It's spanking season. And I got some hankering for some spankering!"

"Get that cat outta the way!"

Also, Homer's rant that starts off with...

"I wanna live Marge! Won't you let me live?"

Crack up everytime Burns says 'Simpson, eh?'

by **blink** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:08 am

During episode where Homer hosts a huge BBQ & the pig on the spit rolls away.

Smithers: Mr Burns, the children's hospital want to know if you will make a $200,000 donation this year?
Burns: Ha, when pigs fly!

(Homer's BBQ'd pig fly's by Mr Burns office window)

Smithers & Burns gasp

Smithers: Will you be making donation now, sir?
Burns: Hmmm, no.

by **OhMyHat** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:09 am

Homer: "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"

Ranier Wolfcastle: "The movie is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million."
Jay Sherman (disgusted): "How do you sleep at night?"
Ranier Wolfcastle: "On top a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies."

Rainer Wolfcastle: (As he is hit by a huge wave of acid): "My eyes...the goggles do nothing!"

This one cracks me up every time, without fail:

Jay Sherman: "Hey nudnick, you're shoe's untied!"
Ranier Wolfcastle: "From here, they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look."
Jay Sherman: "Taxi! To the airport!"
Ranier Wolfcastle (much later): "On closer inspection....these are loafers."

Marge: "Homer? Are planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and taking his tickets?"
Homer: "Ye-...no."

by JK » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:59 pm

OhMyHat wrote:Homer: "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"

LMFAO .. Thats top shelf!! :lol:

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