Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby southee » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:26 pm

Magpiespower wrote:One of the great stand-up deaths is Craig McLachlan on The Footy Show...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJXft7VdGJI


That is gold!!! :lol:
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby southee » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:28 pm

Can I add...

Anyone on morning radio in Adelaide. The breakfast crews are just "god darn" awful!! :oops:
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby zipzap » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:48 pm

southee wrote:Can I add...

Anyone on morning radio in Adelaide. The breakfast crews are just "god darn" awful!! :oops:


Two car-a-zy blokes with equally wacky nicknames (one bald) and a blonde slapper seems to be the winning formula...
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby southee » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:11 pm

zipzap wrote:
southee wrote:Can I add...

Anyone on morning radio in Adelaide. The breakfast crews are just "god darn" awful!! :oops:


Two car-a-zy blokes with equally wacky nicknames (one bald) and a blonde slapper seems to be the winning formula...


Yep Zipzap....you seem to be on a winner there ;)
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:53 pm

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Leaping Lindner » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:03 pm

Magpiespower wrote:One of the great stand-up deaths is Craig McLachlan on The Footy Show...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJXft7VdGJI


Painful but I've seen worse. Actually much worse. At the Espy they use to have try outs on Sunday Afternoons for an hour before the more experienced stand ups took the stage and It was like watching one car accident after another after another after another...

In regards to McLachlan's performance. Former soapie stars should NEVER attempt stand up. Geoff Paine who was on Neighbours for a while was doing stand up gigs around Melbourne in the late 90's and it was like watching teeth being pulled. Stick to "acting" and leave the comedy to people who...oh I don't know....actually have a punch line.
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby LMA » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:52 am

Craig Mclachlan, yes that was terrible actually felt sorry for him that night

Can't stand Judith Lucy or Julia Morris, would rather smell a fart in an elevator

Carl Barron's gotta be one of the best
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby whatcha got there? » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:32 am

i duno if anyone has said it yet (too slack to look back) but god dammit judith lucy (i think thats her name) sh**ts me to tears. her voice, it makes my ear drums bleed!

and her menapausal jokes are so not funny.
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby A Mum » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:38 am

whatcha got there? wrote:i duno if anyone has said it yet (too slack to look back) but god dammit judith lucy (i think thats her name) sh**ts me to tears. her voice, it makes my ear drums bleed!

and her menapausal jokes are so not funny.


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LOL watch got there? ....You wouldn't have had to look back too far... she was mentioned in the post above yours :D

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby whatcha got there? » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:58 am

lol its friday A Mum...i generally come to work half asleep, and stay that way most of the day!


for once, i am not hungover :lol:
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:59 am

A Mum wrote:
whatcha got there? wrote:i duno if anyone has said it yet (too slack to look back) but god dammit judith lucy (i think thats her name) sh**ts me to tears. her voice, it makes my ear drums bleed!

and her menapausal jokes are so not funny.


:lol:

LOL watch got there? ....You wouldn't have had to look back too far... she was mentioned in the post above yours :D

O:)


That's why she's called watcha got there. Her eardrums are bleeding and she can't see either ha ha. Tommy can you hear me....

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby whatcha got there? » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:02 am

Rik E Boy wrote:
A Mum wrote:
whatcha got there? wrote:i duno if anyone has said it yet (too slack to look back) but god dammit judith lucy (i think thats her name) sh**ts me to tears. her voice, it makes my ear drums bleed!

and her menapausal jokes are so not funny.


:lol:

LOL watch got there? ....You wouldn't have had to look back too far... she was mentioned in the post above yours :D

O:)


That's why she's called watcha got there. Her eardrums are bleeding and she can't see either ha ha. Tommy can you hear me....

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haha pretty much, i have selective hearing and vision haha.
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