Late Show classic!

[Dogwatcher]

T-o-n-g-a

[Swooper16]

The pissweak Kids (including foolhardy cousin george)!!

[Dogwatcher]

http://www.champagnecomedy.com/clips/DesmondTutu.mov

[Dogwatcher]

Michael Jackson: No, no, no. That's a horrible rumour. I've gone black with fright.

[Baron Greenback]

Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear! Brilliant!

[Dogwatcher]

Shirty to Hando to Maximus.

[godoubleblues]

What's all that about?

Wogs

What's all that about?

We were sitting home one Sunday with a mate of ours called Kevin. We had the tv on and it was stupid channle 7. Suddenly Kev tells us "It's time for the Main Event!" We watched it for ten minutes then turned to Kev and said: "What all that about?"

We went walking down the shops to get a couple of Choc Wedges. We saw one of those posters up for Benson and Hedges. The one that has a lightbulb talking to a piece of bread. We looked at it for half an hour then we simply said: "What's all that about?"

Then we went to see a film to pass the time away. It was one of those arty ones by Peter Greenaway. All about a zebra and a pair of naked men. After seven hours I heard (cough cough) and then: "What's all that about?"

Later on we went to hear a speech by that John Hewson. After half an hour we could feel our belts loosen. He talked about his fight back package and his GST, but there was only one response as far as we could see: "What's all that about?"

After that we went to see a concert by The Cure, but sadly 15 minutes was all we could endure. The lead singer seemed quite depressed, he looked like he was dead. Halfway through the second song we turned around and said: "What's all that about?"

So we took a quiet drive out through the countryside, but pretty soon we found ourselves looking quite mystified. 'Cos tourists were all queueing up to see a giant worm. We looked at one another and had to use the term: "What's all that about?"

Pretty soon we were strolling through a quiet city mall. We came across something that never fails to appall. Students who strictly do theatre lit. I think you can imagine how the crowd reaction went: "What's all that about?"

We had a friend called Barry, he's demonically possessed. So we got some holy water and we tried to have him blessed. But the priest came in, Barry spewed, then he spun his head. The priest, he looked at us and very softly said: "What's all that about?"

Now even though this song could go another 20 verses, we really oughta stop before its impact all disperses. 'Cos right now lots of viewers are sitting there at home. They're calling up the ABC and asking down the phone: "What's all that about?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsI5q3FU ... re=related

[brod]

All great memories
"Dufflecoat Supreme - The only horse to ever have gout"