Official Port Adelaide Joke thread.

[BenchedEagle]

Post all your Port jokes here. Why? Coz it makes me feel better to laugh at Port Adelaide.

Q. Two Port Adelaide supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Port Adelaide supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Port Adelaide supporter?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a Port Adelaide supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Port Adelaide supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a female Port Adelaide supporter in a white
tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Port Adelaide supporter on a bike,
why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a Port Adelaide supporter quiz
night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Port Adelaide supporters in a car without any music - who is
driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. Why is three Port Adelaide supporters going over a cliff in a Ford a
shame?
A. Because a Ford has four seats.

Q. What do you say to a Port Adelaide supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

[magpie in the 80's]

mate this is in the best jokes thread

[BenchedEagle]

too lazy to read back through all the pages to find if these Port jokes were aleady in there.
Oh well, still put new and old Port jokes in here. Your one stop thread for baggin Port jokes.