OK, here is my solution to the question:
What is the chance that two teams in the SANFL have the exact same points for, points against and premiership points at the end of the minor round?I've made a number of assumptions/approximations that I believe won't have a significant effect on the calculation
Notation:PF = points for of a team
PA = points against of a team
Assumptions:
PF and PA are independent, both between the same team and between different teams.

the average (expected) score of a team in a game is 90 points

there are 20 rounds in a season

PF has a binomial distribution with n=3600 and p=0.5. (3600 = 20*90*2 and can be interpreted as the total number of points scored in games involving a particular team. p=0.5 as I have assumed that each team has an equal chance of scoring. Obviously not quite correct, but it becomes too complicated if you assume a more complicated distribution. A further reason for choosing p=0.5 is that pairs of teams which are likely to be in this unique situation are likely to be around the 50% mark.

The probability that two teams have the same premiership points, given that they have the same PF and PA is 1/3. Premiership points and PF,PA are highly correlated, so this is hard to work out. If anyone reckons this approximation is way out, let me know. I basically assumed that there was an equal chance of the three events:
- team A is higher
- team B is higher
- they have the same premiership points
Now,
Let X~B(3600,0.5) be the PF of team A.
let Y~B(3600,0.5) be the PF of team B.
We want to calculate P(X=Y), the chance that teams A and B have the same PF. To do this I used some code in the stats package "R" that simply summed up:
P(X=0)P(Y=0)+P(X=1)P(Y=1)+...+P(X=3600)P(Y=3600)
This probability was calculated to be pf=0.0094028
(Note that if you change the average score in a game from 90 to 100 it becomes 0.00892, so not that different)
Now there are 36 pairs of teams in a 9 team competition. So the chance that PF=PA for any pair of teams in a given year is:
36*pf^2 = 0.0031829
Hence the chance that two teams have the same PF, PA and premiership points is
(36*pf^2)/3 = 0.001060959
Hence this is likely to happen once every 942 years, or in other words the odds of this happening in any given year is about 1000/1. Quite unlikely, but not impossible.
Let me know if you think I have made a mistake, or I haven't explained some of these steps clearly enough, or you have a suggestion for a better way to calculate this approximation.