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Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:19 pm
by gazzamagoo
I saw Toner as he was leaving the club, he just waved and said "I'll be c'yan you later"

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:21 pm
by gazzamagoo
Groucho wrote:REALLY!!!!!!!!! :evil: :twisted:

Do we have to do this every time, and it just goes on and on. It's so f cking annoying
If you want to do puns start another thread and leave this for for real responses.

what IS fu***ng annoying is your incessant moaning and bitching, lighten up before you pop a piston...............................................






or just toner things down a bit :D :D

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:26 pm
by Mr Beefy
Someone already said that ya copier cat

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:21 am
by Magellan
gazzamagoo wrote:Toner was never the same, after he damaged his knee cartridge

Sounds bad. Did he require a knee Ricoh?

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:42 am
by Magellan
gazzamagoo wrote:I saw Toner as he was leaving the club, he just waved and said "I'll be c'yan you later"

He also said "I've played Minolta-mate game for Centrals. If you want the fax please speak to magenta-fter midday."

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:40 am
by gazzamagoo
Poor bugger has a cold,
he sneezed out loud in the club,
sounded like
NASHUA!!
I said bless you.

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:44 am
by Magellan
gazzamagoo wrote:Poor bugger has a cold,
he sneezed out loud in the club,
sounded like
NASHUA!!
I said bless you.

I thought that was a limerick for a moment.

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:53 am
by Magellan
gazzamagoo wrote:Poor bugger has a cold,
he sneezed out loud in the club,
sounded like
NASHUA!!
I said bless you.

A long hot bath with some Epson salts will do the trick.

His Brother reckons he's interested in pursuing martial arts, apparently wants to take up Fujitsu.

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:19 am
by am Bays
These jokes, I Gestetner now.

You just keep rolling them out, hey!

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:20 am
by DOC
You see Brodlach prohibition never works.

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:22 am
by DOC
Jarrod Cotton will be at Port as an ass coach this year.

I hope this is in the right thread....

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:26 am
by Jim05
DOC wrote:Jarrod Cotton will be at Port as an ass coach this year.

I hope this is in the right thread....
Hopefully he takes them backwards too :)

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:41 am
by Brodlach
DOC wrote:Jarrod Cotton will be at Port as an ass coach this year.

I hope this is in the right thread....

The have plenty of ass coaches out there already

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:28 am
by Wolf Pack
West Adelaide have signed former Kangaroos defender Tom Murphy!

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:50 am
by Brodlach
Wolf Pack wrote:West Adelaide have signed former Kangaroos defender Tom Murphy!


Should be a handy pickup

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:53 am
by Groucho
You can't post that, it's not punny.

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:56 am
by gazzamagoo
Groucho wrote:You can't post that, it's not punny.


you're getting the hang of it!! :D :D

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:15 am
by Magellan
Wolf Pack wrote:West Adelaide have signed former Kangaroos defender Tom Murphy!

Good work. Westies quite active on the recruiting front, good to see.

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:20 am
by Magellan
DOC wrote:Jarrod Cotton will be at Port as an ass coach this year.

Cheeky! If he commences on the wrong date he'll be the butt of the club's jokes, and he'll find it hard to co-rectum.

Re: 2021 Player movements

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:24 am
by gazzamagoo
Magellan wrote:
DOC wrote:Jarrod Cotton will be at Port as an ass coach this year.

Cheeky! If he commences on the wrong date he'll be the butt of the club's jokes, and he'll find it hard to co-rectum.


he'll go ok, he's pretty anal