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Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:49 pm
by therisingblues
Magellan wrote:Apparently after O'Hara he peed in the cup someone said, 'gee whiz, urinal sorts of trouble now.'

Willy really?

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:56 pm
by Magellan
therisingblues wrote:
Magellan wrote:Apparently after O'Hara he peed in the cup someone said, 'gee whiz, urinal sorts of trouble now.'

Willy really?

True. They say that not long after a team-mate found him lying prostate on the floor.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:03 pm
by therisingblues
Magellan wrote:
therisingblues wrote:
Magellan wrote:Apparently after O'Hara he peed in the cup someone said, 'gee whiz, urinal sorts of trouble now.'

Willy really?

True. They say that not long after a team-mate found him lying prostate on the floor.

That'd go down in the anals of the CDFC.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:04 pm
by Wedgie
Magellan wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:This is after his team-mate had his aggots spread across the local paper.

Someone must've had some balls to leak these stories.

The PenIs mightier than the sword!

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:05 pm
by bulldogproud
Magellan wrote:
therisingblues wrote:
Magellan wrote:Apparently after O'Hara he peed in the cup someone said, 'gee whiz, urinal sorts of trouble now.'

Willy really?

True. They say that not long after a team-mate found him lying prostate on the floor.


Apparently he went a bit flush in the face on the way down

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:16 pm
by Magellan
bulldogproud wrote:
Magellan wrote:
therisingblues wrote:
Magellan wrote:Apparently after O'Hara he peed in the cup someone said, 'gee whiz, urinal sorts of trouble now.'

Willy really?

True. They say that not long after a team-mate found him lying prostate on the floor.


Apparently he went a bit flush in the face on the way down

Quite embarrassing for the lad, I heard he was named BOG during the grand final.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:22 pm
by human_torpedo
Loving this!

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:29 pm
by therisingblues
Magellan wrote:
bulldogproud wrote:
Magellan wrote:True. They say that not long after a team-mate found him lying prostate on the floor.


Apparently he went a bit flush in the face on the way down

Quite embarrassing for the lad, I heard he was named BOG during the grand final.

Some players turn to shit in Grand finals, some become BOG.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:55 pm
by Dogs72
Geez, all this toilet humour.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:11 pm
by Pseudo
I think pissing in the cup shows disrespect; it makes a phallusy of the premiership.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:26 pm
by Magellan
The post-grand final celebration was a big affair, apparently they had a performance from Urethra Franklin!

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:07 pm
by JK
Magellan wrote:The post-grand final celebration was a big affair, apparently they had a performance from Urethra Franklin!


Yep, she came on just after Pearl Jam finished with Even Flow

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:08 pm
by whufc
It was the wrong cup he was just trying to follow doctors orders

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:11 pm
by Magellan
JK wrote:
Magellan wrote:The post-grand final celebration was a big affair, apparently they had a performance from Urethra Franklin!


Yep, she came on just after Pearl Jam finished with Even Flow

The reason they went for live acts was the internet connection was crap, and they had trouble streaming the music.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 8:48 pm
by therisingblues
They actually wanted Woody Guthrie, but he was a bit..... stiff.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:05 pm
by Zorro
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Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:39 am
by Dogsbody
Jeez talk about taking the piss...

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:24 am
by Magellan
therisingblues wrote:They actually wanted Woody Guthrie, but he was a bit..... stiff.

Apparently he's a bit of dick. Can't even turn a door knob!

Should've paid a bit more and got Wang Chung, Tool, or Slash.

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:42 am
by Dutchy
Hairy moment or just a close shave?

Re: Ex Centrals boys playing up

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:02 am
by Magellan
Dutchy wrote:Hairy moment or just a close shave?

Lucky it didn't happen in pubic. That manscaped with his dignity intact if you ask me.