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To get the ball rolling, I nominate OTR for last week's meritorious effort, and Wedgie for services to the Cornes clan and their cartoon face mates at the Bay last year.

OTR's effort is exceptional in that he was able to effect his rant incognito, whilst Wedgie managed to consume most of Studley's fish wrap column the subsequent week.

Any other nominations?

mate i thought you were better than that!

PM me if you want to keep this on topic.

I once told a bloke if he played any wider he'd have to pay to get back in.....sorry, that's my favourite

westcoastpanther wrote:I once told a bloke if he played any wider he'd have to pay to get back in.....sorry, that's my favourite

Backwell?

I told a player a few years back that he was so skinny, I could smell his sh*t through his ribs. (please don't ban me again)

I once told Rocky Roberts to go **** himself.

I enjoyed some constructive repartee with a Gowans earlier this year.

I've since lost 5 kg's and he's retired, so we both got something out of it.

I once told Sean Wight to go back to the IRA. He gave me a death stare. I sh!t myself.

I remember as a young kid at a West v Glenelg game someone yelling out to Peter Carey "where did ya get your shorts from Super...rent a tent". Cracked up laughing and have never forgotten it.

I can remember shouting at R. Williams when he was near me. Ya mum wanted a girl and ya dad wanted a boy they got you and they are both disappointed.

'You're not lethargic Westhoff, just f*king lazy'

Can't remember what I said to Darren Mansell but he certainly gave me a friendly one finger wave. Or Ben Nelson for that matter.

I can recall back in the late 1980's, some "interesting" comments said (not by myself) to Lee Robson about he and a family member of his.

Strawb wrote:I can remember shouting at R. Williams when he was near me. Ya mum wanted a girl and ya dad wanted a boy they got you and they are both disappointed.

Like it a lot.

Got into a heated argument with a bunch of Eagles supporters in Rd 1

Finished them off with "Out of 500 Million Sperm, I can't believe you lot were the winners."

I once yelled out to Grenville Dietrich that he was "the fullest forward I'd ever seen"

Shenton uncompetitve

He didn't find it very funny but the few giggles from his team mate was worth it

I was in the South cheer squad at the Bay in about 1988.

Chants of "Gibbsy's a w**ker" all day.

Ross turned to us and smiled, turned back around to drop his dacks and give us the big "brown eye".

A great moment!!!

southee wrote:I was in the South cheer squad at the Bay in about 1988.

Chants of "Gibbsy's a w**ker" all day.

Ross turned to us and smiled, turned back around to drop his dacks and give us the big "brown eye".

A great moment!!!

I bet it was HUGE!!!!

whufc wrote:Shenton uncompetitve

He didn't find it very funny but the few giggles from his team mate was worth it

That was gold!!

Gags didnt exactly find the comment humerous either!!

The bay player doggies fans labelled "strauchanie" and he went home to ACT!!

fish wrote:I once yelled out to Grenville Dietrich that he was "the fullest forward I'd ever seen"

LIKE!