by zipzap » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:58 am
by prowling panther » Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:27 pm
by maccad » Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:48 pm
by therisingblues » Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:50 pm
by G » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:19 pm
by zipzap » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:01 pm
by Dog_ger » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:23 pm
by Pseudo » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:18 pm
zipzap wrote:There has already been a thread devoted to this with most frustrated posters, including this one, having their protests officially met with arguments about market research suggesting it's what people want. So I'm genuinely interested whether this poll will bear this out or show that the change is at odds with the opinions of a substantial section of South Australian sports supporters.
by prowling panther » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:21 pm
therisingblues wrote:From Adelaide Now website:
Market research suggested that the Sunday Mail's "liftout" style was impacting negatively on South Australian families. Each family member, it was discovered, tended to take one or more parts of the paper and disappear to different areas of the household or backyard, in some cases even leaving the family property altogether to ogle the specific section of interest with friends at the hair salon, the pub, or the kid's playgroup. The Sunday Mail no longer wanted to be in the vangaurd of the destruction of the atomic family as an institution, writes Stevens Parkers CEO of the Sunday Mail: "It's just not right. Dad would take the sports section and hang out in the crapper for 50 minutes or more, meanwhile Mum's in the kitchen looking at the fashion section! Little Sally's got her head in the society pages in the loungeroom, Grandma's still in the bedroom checking out who died in the funeral pages and young Bobby has commandeered the comics section and gone off to day care in the hope that other of his friends have also "skipped home"."
The research concluded that the integration of the Sunday Mail would enable tighter family relations by forcing them to all squeeze onto the one sofa as they struggle to open the paper to four or five different places all at the same time. A nominated "paper holder" would also be required, teaching the family valuable delegation skills. However, in the event the family is unable to cooperate to that extent, the paper could potentially end up scattered and torn into hundreds of sheets. The Sunday Mail has implemented a special "Family Paper Reading" training course to help families adjust to the new format In the words of Stevens Parkers "We are all incredibly excited, and we are sure that South Australians will lovingly embrace the new concept."
by locky801 » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:32 pm
by Spideroncall » Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:22 pm
prowling panther wrote:Q. What market research did the Sunday Mail do?
A. Three little piggy's went to market research
by Spideroncall » Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:34 pm
therisingblues wrote:From Adelaide Now website:
Market research suggested that the Sunday Mail's "liftout" style was impacting negatively on South Australian families. Each family member, it was discovered, tended to take one or more parts of the paper and disappear to different areas of the household or backyard, in some cases even leaving the family property altogether to ogle the specific section of interest with friends at the hair salon, the pub, or the kid's playgroup. The Sunday Mail no longer wanted to be in the vangaurd of the destruction of the atomic family as an institution, writes Stevens Parkers CEO of the Sunday Mail: "It's just not right. Dad would take the sports section and hang out in the crapper for 50 minutes or more, meanwhile Mum's in the kitchen looking at the fashion section! Little Sally's got her head in the society pages in the loungeroom, Grandma's still in the bedroom checking out who died in the funeral pages and young Bobby has commandeered the comics section and gone off to day care in the hope that other of his friends have also "skipped home"."
The research concluded that the integration of the Sunday Mail would enable tighter family relations by forcing them to all squeeze onto the one sofa as they struggle to open the paper to four or five different places all at the same time. A nominated "paper holder" would also be required, teaching the family valuable delegation skills. However, in the event the family is unable to cooperate to that extent, the paper could potentially end up scattered and torn into hundreds of sheets. The Sunday Mail has implemented a special "Family Paper Reading" training course to help families adjust to the new format In the words of Stevens Parkers "We are all incredibly excited, and we are sure that South Australians will lovingly embrace the new concept."
by zipzap » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:15 pm
by gadj1976 » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:56 pm
therisingblues wrote:From Adelaide Now website:
Market research suggested that the Sunday Mail's "liftout" style was impacting negatively on South Australian families. Each family member, it was discovered, tended to take one or more parts of the paper and disappear to different areas of the household or backyard, in some cases even leaving the family property altogether to ogle the specific section of interest with friends at the hair salon, the pub, or the kid's playgroup. The Sunday Mail no longer wanted to be in the vangaurd of the destruction of the atomic family as an institution, writes Stevens Parkers CEO of the Sunday Mail: "It's just not right. Dad would take the sports section and hang out in the crapper for 50 minutes or more, meanwhile Mum's in the kitchen looking at the fashion section! Little Sally's got her head in the society pages in the loungeroom, Grandma's still in the bedroom checking out who died in the funeral pages and young Bobby has commandeered the comics section and gone off to day care in the hope that other of his friends have also "skipped home"."
The research concluded that the integration of the Sunday Mail would enable tighter family relations by forcing them to all squeeze onto the one sofa as they struggle to open the paper to four or five different places all at the same time. A nominated "paper holder" would also be required, teaching the family valuable delegation skills. However, in the event the family is unable to cooperate to that extent, the paper could potentially end up scattered and torn into hundreds of sheets. The Sunday Mail has implemented a special "Family Paper Reading" training course to help families adjust to the new format In the words of Stevens Parkers "We are all incredibly excited, and we are sure that South Australians will lovingly embrace the new concept."
by Pseudo » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:41 pm
zipzap wrote:I will email the Sunday Mail a link to this 'market research' in a few day's time. Though since one of their journos in particular seems Hooked on getting his scoops from this site, I'm guessing they'd already be aware of it
by pom pom » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:46 pm
by Psyber » Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:11 am
by auto » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:08 am
therisingblues wrote:From Adelaide Now website:
Market research suggested that the Sunday Mail's "liftout" style was impacting negatively on South Australian families. Each family member, it was discovered, tended to take one or more parts of the paper and disappear to different areas of the household or backyard, in some cases even leaving the family property altogether to ogle the specific section of interest with friends at the hair salon, the pub, or the kid's playgroup. The Sunday Mail no longer wanted to be in the vangaurd of the destruction of the atomic family as an institution, writes Stevens Parkers CEO of the Sunday Mail: "It's just not right. Dad would take the sports section and hang out in the crapper for 50 minutes or more, meanwhile Mum's in the kitchen looking at the fashion section! Little Sally's got her head in the society pages in the loungeroom, Grandma's still in the bedroom checking out who died in the funeral pages and young Bobby has commandeered the comics section and gone off to day care in the hope that other of his friends have also "skipped home"."
The research concluded that the integration of the Sunday Mail would enable tighter family relations by forcing them to all squeeze onto the one sofa as they struggle to open the paper to four or five different places all at the same time. A nominated "paper holder" would also be required, teaching the family valuable delegation skills. However, in the event the family is unable to cooperate to that extent, the paper could potentially end up scattered and torn into hundreds of sheets. The Sunday Mail has implemented a special "Family Paper Reading" training course to help families adjust to the new format In the words of Stevens Parkers "We are all incredibly excited, and we are sure that South Australians will lovingly embrace the new concept."
by Booney » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:14 am
by PhilH » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:03 pm
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