Saving Port Adelaide - For and Against

By ROB McLEAN
SADLY, to many the debate over the future of the Port Adelaide Football Club in the SANFL is of little interest.
A team that once ruled over the SANFL with an iron fist, which was the most feared and hated opponent in the competition as recently as a decade ago is barely even worth wasting breath on.
On popular football website SAFooty, a forum where all SANFL activities are discussed avidly, a thread discussing the future of the Magpies has only garnered five pages – considerably less than the number of pages a thread on the presence and dangers of flares at the SANFL grand final attracted.
The few that have bothered to comment continue to debate whose fault it is that the Magpie is under threat of extinction in the SANFL and resort to the same tired old debates that have been going on for several years now.
Frankly, it seems no one cares enough to get fired up and come up with any new arguments for saving/ending a Port Adelaide presence in SA football that extends back to the days well before ‘Shine’ Hosking was a boy (hopefully this author does not fall into the same trap in this piece…).
It is all a major comedown for a club (no matter how confused its current history is) that was an innovator and a champion for South Australian football.
Financial problems aside, does the SANFL need or want a Magpie presence?
Below are my arguments for and against the Magpies remaining in the SANFL:
For –
+ The SANFL has always had a Port Adelaide.
+ All SANFL clubs deserve the chance to inflict the same measure of hurt and agony on Port Adelaide that they experienced at the hands of the heathens (no one should be satisfied until the club has beaten Sturt’s run of wooden spoons in the 80s/90s and even then that won’t be enough).
+ The powerhouse of this century, Central District has not had the chance to defeat the Magpies in a grand final since its ill fated first appearances in SANFL premiership deciders in 1995/96. We need to beat them!
+ The longer the Magpies stay around, the more avid fans, such as Advertiser football expert Michelangelo Rucci, will be forced to try and explain their club’s history to opposition fans who like to pick at the open sore the history of the SANFL and AFL entities has become. I don’t quite understand the history because it depends to whom you talk on which parts of it belong to the Magpies and the Power. Even some of their own fans aren’t sure.
+ While that history has become a confused one – there is no doubt the Magpies have a proud involvement in our competition and it is one that should be preserved.
+ Although a bye is annoying, the loss of one club means that one day, we may be debating the future of another SANFL club. Lose one – the focus changes elsewhere. At the moment, I like the focus where it is.
+ It is Port Adelaide’s fault it is in this position, let it suffer.
+ I could not imagine the future without a Magpie. Despite their poor results of late, defeating the boys from the Port still sends a surge of enjoyment and passion through the veins.
Against –
+ We don’t need Port Adelaide any more.
+ The pr*cks deserted us and our competition, reduced its stature and moved on to bigger things without a care for us. Why should we give a stuff now?
+ All those years of bagging us about our lack of flags, the brutality and viciousness of their players and supporters mean they deserve NO MERCY from us.
+ Any club that allowed David Granger to play for it should not be respected – just another reason to say sayonara.
+ The Port’s dead. The commercial district’s dead. It’s hardly got a thriving population. The community can’t sustain two major football clubs.
+ The AFL’s Port Adelaide is the real Port Adelaide. All of the club’s history and traditions are now owned by the big league (despite the AFL’s refusal to accept those earlier pre-national league successes). The Magpies are just a step above the amateur league.
+ I hate them. Hate Port Adelaide. Hate the Magpies. Hate everything the club has ever stood for.
+ The sooner we get rid of the SANFL presence, the quicker we can get down to hatcheting the AFL team and getting rid of that. Oh what a joy to see the Port Adelaide Empire become as relevant as the British Empire.
+ I keep hearing people raving on about The Creed and Port Adelaide. The mention of The Creed reminds me of that sh*thouse band that pretends to be rock. ‘Nuff said.
+ To see Rucci try and put a positive spin on the demise of the Magpies and what the destruction of this insipid Frankenstein’s Monster means for the Power franchise (as all AFL teams are part of THE franchise, the machine of commercial sport).
+ Did I say I hate them? Hate Port Adelaide. Hate the Magpies.
+ See above.
Despite the jocular nature of some of these rantings, I will be very sad to see the Magpies disbanded, if indeed it does happen in that way. Or will I?
SADLY, to many the debate over the future of the Port Adelaide Football Club in the SANFL is of little interest.
A team that once ruled over the SANFL with an iron fist, which was the most feared and hated opponent in the competition as recently as a decade ago is barely even worth wasting breath on.
On popular football website SAFooty, a forum where all SANFL activities are discussed avidly, a thread discussing the future of the Magpies has only garnered five pages – considerably less than the number of pages a thread on the presence and dangers of flares at the SANFL grand final attracted.
The few that have bothered to comment continue to debate whose fault it is that the Magpie is under threat of extinction in the SANFL and resort to the same tired old debates that have been going on for several years now.
Frankly, it seems no one cares enough to get fired up and come up with any new arguments for saving/ending a Port Adelaide presence in SA football that extends back to the days well before ‘Shine’ Hosking was a boy (hopefully this author does not fall into the same trap in this piece…).
It is all a major comedown for a club (no matter how confused its current history is) that was an innovator and a champion for South Australian football.
Financial problems aside, does the SANFL need or want a Magpie presence?
Below are my arguments for and against the Magpies remaining in the SANFL:
For –
+ The SANFL has always had a Port Adelaide.
+ All SANFL clubs deserve the chance to inflict the same measure of hurt and agony on Port Adelaide that they experienced at the hands of the heathens (no one should be satisfied until the club has beaten Sturt’s run of wooden spoons in the 80s/90s and even then that won’t be enough).
+ The powerhouse of this century, Central District has not had the chance to defeat the Magpies in a grand final since its ill fated first appearances in SANFL premiership deciders in 1995/96. We need to beat them!
+ The longer the Magpies stay around, the more avid fans, such as Advertiser football expert Michelangelo Rucci, will be forced to try and explain their club’s history to opposition fans who like to pick at the open sore the history of the SANFL and AFL entities has become. I don’t quite understand the history because it depends to whom you talk on which parts of it belong to the Magpies and the Power. Even some of their own fans aren’t sure.
+ While that history has become a confused one – there is no doubt the Magpies have a proud involvement in our competition and it is one that should be preserved.
+ Although a bye is annoying, the loss of one club means that one day, we may be debating the future of another SANFL club. Lose one – the focus changes elsewhere. At the moment, I like the focus where it is.
+ It is Port Adelaide’s fault it is in this position, let it suffer.
+ I could not imagine the future without a Magpie. Despite their poor results of late, defeating the boys from the Port still sends a surge of enjoyment and passion through the veins.
Against –
+ We don’t need Port Adelaide any more.
+ The pr*cks deserted us and our competition, reduced its stature and moved on to bigger things without a care for us. Why should we give a stuff now?
+ All those years of bagging us about our lack of flags, the brutality and viciousness of their players and supporters mean they deserve NO MERCY from us.
+ Any club that allowed David Granger to play for it should not be respected – just another reason to say sayonara.
+ The Port’s dead. The commercial district’s dead. It’s hardly got a thriving population. The community can’t sustain two major football clubs.
+ The AFL’s Port Adelaide is the real Port Adelaide. All of the club’s history and traditions are now owned by the big league (despite the AFL’s refusal to accept those earlier pre-national league successes). The Magpies are just a step above the amateur league.
+ I hate them. Hate Port Adelaide. Hate the Magpies. Hate everything the club has ever stood for.
+ The sooner we get rid of the SANFL presence, the quicker we can get down to hatcheting the AFL team and getting rid of that. Oh what a joy to see the Port Adelaide Empire become as relevant as the British Empire.
+ I keep hearing people raving on about The Creed and Port Adelaide. The mention of The Creed reminds me of that sh*thouse band that pretends to be rock. ‘Nuff said.
+ To see Rucci try and put a positive spin on the demise of the Magpies and what the destruction of this insipid Frankenstein’s Monster means for the Power franchise (as all AFL teams are part of THE franchise, the machine of commercial sport).
+ Did I say I hate them? Hate Port Adelaide. Hate the Magpies.
+ See above.
Despite the jocular nature of some of these rantings, I will be very sad to see the Magpies disbanded, if indeed it does happen in that way. Or will I?