SABRE wrote:From General Discussion
Re: Which safooty posters would you like to meet and why?
pafc1870 wrote:
Question: Any idea why SABRE stopped posting?
Answer: Some say he looked at a photo of his wife, then painted a target
on his roof and stood there all Winter with a lightning rod in his hand.
Others say he spat the dummy and stopped posting because a certain well
known entity on this forum said untrue things about Norwood on his own club’s
forum despite knowing about the official denials on the subject by the SANFL.
Still others say he’s such a d1ckhe@d that he forgot his flamin’ password and that
he’s getting so bloody old, he can’t even read his own eff’n keyboard anymore !!!
It could be any of the above, but sadly, the truth is that Fort Battle-Axe has had me
locked in the dungeon for giving her phone number to Ian Callinan.
I honestly wished them true happiness together.
Ian deserves her because of his perfectly fair hit on Simon Phillips just when Flipper
usually kicks a couple in the last quarter. And she deserves him for the number of
times she’s been reported to The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands,
and to the U.N. for ‘crimes against humanity’ by simply existing.
No, no, it’s quite ok. I’m sure that I’m over the Grand Final. I’m sure that I’m not bitter at all.
<crunch>
And I’m sure Toshiba will give me a new laptop when I show them the toothmarks on this one.
Of course I’m just as sure that ‘Hoges’ will win his lawsuit against the Australian Tax Office
and that Norwood is now unbackable to win the 2011 flag by 20 goals despite losing half
the bloody team !!!
Yeah, yeah, everything’s just eff’n peachy in Sabreville! Thanks for asking.
p.s. Honestly, thanks for the lovefest guys. Very much appreciated.
This is definitely a 'Fenech moment' …….”I luv youse all 2!”
(Maybe even 3 of you)
good to see you have a thick skin.
