Round 13 - North v Glenelg @ Prospect - 2.10pm Sat 25/6/11

[The Sleeping Giant]

Note to NAFC catering volunteers. Bring in the reinforcements to man the Bar and the Barby.Can see plenty of tigers fans coming over to watch the stoush.

... and I don't want my sangas wrapped FFS!

Is the paper hard to swallow deja?

[whufc]

Hows that Pollock bloke going this year is he out injured at the moment.

[dedja]

Note to NAFC catering volunteers. Bring in the reinforcements to man the Bar and the Barby.Can see plenty of tigers fans coming over to watch the stoush.

... and I don't want my sangas wrapped FFS!

Is the paper hard to swallow deja?

I hate missing a quarter while the bastard is being wrapped ...

[Dogmatic]

Hows that Pollock bloke going this year is he out injured at the moment.

Not playing this week going by this;

The girls are taking their partners, Mel's boyfriend footballer Steven Pollock and Alana's husband David Munday, to Sydney this weekend for a "mini reunion" with contestants.

[whufc]

Hows that Pollock bloke going this year is he out injured at the moment.

Not playing this week going by this;

The girls are taking their partners, Mel's boyfriend footballer Steven Pollock and Alana's husband David Munday, to Sydney this weekend for a "mini reunion" with contestants.

Yep that was the rumour i heard today but if his not playing at the moment because of injury then their is no issue.

Thats why i was waiting to find out whether his injured or not?

[Big Phil]

Hows that Pollock bloke going this year is he out injured at the moment.

Stress fractures in the foot I think...

[whufc]

Hows that Pollock bloke going this year is he out injured at the moment.

Stress fractures in the foot I think...

nothing to see here then.

[SABRE]

Note to NAFC catering volunteers. Bring in the reinforcements to man the Bar and the Barby.Can see plenty of tigers fans coming over to watch the stoush.

... and I don't want my sangas wrapped FFS!

Is the paper hard to swallow deja?

I hate missing a quarter while the bastard is being wrapped ...

Hmmmm ....
I've done a little research into this problem 'Dedj'. They really are sweet little old f@rts trying to give good value mate.

1) Buy at least 6 cans of 'Johnny & Cola'. Beer's no good out there (no Cooper's), and you need something to keep you
warm for the hour or so you're in line. Two hours if one of the old dears finally carks it and the coroner arrives.

2) Check which queue has the least dottery old luv and get in line. Remember that drunks, kids and pensioners are very
easy to push out of the way if you want to progress quickly. Something I've painfully learned in 2 of those categories.

3) Drink 4 cans and stand on 'em to watch the game as you wait. More if you take a couple of $1,000 to games and
you're not scared of heights.

4) When finally served, climb or fall down from your empties and unless the game has finished and everyone has gone home,
gratefully accept your well wrapped snags. To help pay for all the Scotch, give 'em $5.00 and 10 minutes later when that
sweet old thing comes back on her zimmer frame with your change, be very polite and tell her you gave her a $50 note.
Not only can't they remember, you'll be the first 'youngster' that's been nice to them all day, so expect to get change for
$100.

5) Go straight to the boozer and invest your profits in more grog. Buy plenty for all of your mates as bribes to start the
whole process over again with a new face.

6) Carefully unwrap your snags and leave the huge pile of paper in which they were wrapped somewhere accessible for
the forklift that will be required to pick them all up.

7) The sausages will be cold by now and taste awful anyway, so just throw 'em at an umpire spoiling your team's chances.

I hope this helps everyone enjoy their day at Prospect.

Luv,
SABRE

[dedja]

Thanks for the tips!

Maybe we should start a 'Dear Dr SABRE' thread?

[on the rails]

Dedja - Are you going to grace us with your presence this week at the "Taj"?

[SABRE]

Thanks for the tips!
Maybe we should start a 'Dear Dr SABRE' thread?

DOCTOR ??? Nah, not me mate. Thanks, but no thanks. I’m pretty sure another poster has dibs on MALpractice.
Being married to ‘the living horror’ better known as Fort Battle-Axe, I’m far more likely to need a doctor than be one.
It's self medication, without education. I can't even spell I.Q. Don't even qualify for an Honorary Degree.
Sorry folks, ALL degrees are out of the question. Even my body temperature is abnorMAL.

However, I may be persuaded to give advice on marriage guidance ……………… DON’T !!!!!

[Wedgie]

Other tips for the BBQ.

If you get to the game at half time of the reserves or after don't even bother trying.

Always choose the line that has a woman serving even if that line is twice as long as the old blokes take three times as long.

[mrjbeam1981]

I've done a little research into this problem 'Dedj'. They really are sweet little old f@rts trying to give good value mate.

1) Buy at least 6 cans of 'Johnny & Cola'. Beer's no good out there (no Cooper's), and you need something to keep you
warm for the hour or so you're in line. Two hours if one of the old dears finally carks it and the coroner arrives.

2) Check which queue has the least dottery old luv and get in line. Remember that drunks, kids and pensioners are very
easy to push out of the way if you want to progress quickly. Something I've painfully learned in 2 of those categories.

3) Drink 4 cans and stand on 'em to watch the game as you wait. More if you take a couple of $1,000 to games and
you're not scared of heights.

4) When finally served, climb or fall down from your empties and unless the game has finished and everyone has gone home,
gratefully accept your well wrapped snags. To help pay for all the Scotch, give 'em $5.00 and 10 minutes later when that
sweet old thing comes back on her zimmer frame with your change, be very polite and tell her you gave her a $50 note.
Not only can't they remember, you'll be the first 'youngster' that's been nice to them all day, so expect to get change for
$100.

5) Go straight to the boozer and invest your profits in more grog. Buy plenty for all of your mates as bribes to start the
whole process over again with a new face.

6) Carefully unwrap your snags and leave the huge pile of paper in which they were wrapped somewhere accessible for
the forklift that will be required to pick them all up.

7) The sausages will be cold by now and taste awful anyway, so just throw 'em at an umpire spoiling your team's chances.

I hope this helps everyone enjoy their day at Prospect.

Luv,
SABRE[/quote]

1) you can always have coopers at halftime in the RSL and listen to an awesome rendition of god save the queen on the ole pionola...

p.s. i'll be attending this one!

[Adam4]

Hows that Pollock bloke going this year is he out injured at the moment.

Not playing this week going by this;

The girls are taking their partners, Mel's boyfriend footballer Steven Pollock and Alana's husband David Munday, to Sydney this weekend for a "mini reunion" with contestants.

Yep that was the rumour i heard today but if his not playing at the moment because of injury then their is no issue.

Thats why i was waiting to find out whether his injured or not?

According to the NAFC web Pollock is 4+ weeks away (noted as foot injury, so I suspect stress fracture must be close to the mark with the length of time he has been out).

[o five]

Note to NAFC catering volunteers. Bring in the reinforcements to man the Bar and the Barby.Can see plenty of tigers fans coming over to watch the stoush.

... and I don't want my sangas wrapped FFS!

Is the paper hard to swallow deja?

I hate missing a quarter while the bastard is being wrapped ...

Easy solution Just ask them not to wrap it or buy a cold pie if they have any left.

[Grahaml]

Or buy KFC on the way home and quietly chuckle at the irony.

[Agile]

Even better get some Red Rooster on ya way home.

[locky801]

Read on the NAFC facebook page they are giving away free tickets to the game, get on board everyone

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/hom ... 88947&ap=1

[The Sleeping Giant]

LOL. Someone is complaining about free tickets being given away.

[dedja]

Dedja - Are you going to grace us with your presence this week at the "Taj"?

You buying the rounds?