ABC running sheet.

[bulldogproud]

I wanna know the average attendance of women at a blasphemous jehovah stoning and how many otters noses are in an average serving.

You mean Otter's Spleens.....Oh! What about Wolf Nipple Chips?
Everyone knows that women are not allowed to attend stonings, therefore, there are none! BUT! Did you know that a Llama is a Quadroped & has a beak for eating, honey?

For the last time, stop calling me Honey, Centurion!!! After all, you are not the Messiah, you are just a very naughty boy.

[CENTURION]

Where did that apostrophe come from?

[bulldogproud]

I think the Romans introduced it initially

[JAS]

Centurion...I'm afraid it is Otters' noses...the spleens were Ocelot and badger

You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals.

Regards
JAS

[CENTURION]

Centurion...I'm afraid it is Otters' noses...the spleens were Ocelot and badger

You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals.

Regards
JAS

They've got lumps of it out the back....

[bulldogproud]

Unless we are schizophrenic, JAS. then we are not individuals but have to think for OURselves *grins*
Sorry that Norwood can no longer make the five, JAS. We were going to roll over and play dead for you next week too!! Not fair!!
Cheers

[CENTURION]

Found this spoon!
GOOD WORK CENTURION!

[JAS]

He's de-- de-- de-- he's deaf and m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- mad, sir

Hey there BDP...thanks...with luck we can still teach you some new tricks

Regards
JAS

[CENTURION]

I lay awake at night DREAMING of being spat in the face!
With that, I have a bladder full of Pale Ales, so I must urinate & hit the sack-hopefully in that order. Nite Nite, sleep tite.

[JAS]

Bloody Pilate's pet.


Sweet dreams

Regards
JAS

[CENTURION]

Oooh! You lucky bastard!

[smithy]

Your father is a roman Brian.

WHAT ! You were raped ?

Well, at first............

[JAS]

Promised me the known world he did. I was to be taken to Rome, house by the Forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat.

Regards
JAS

[therisingblues]

Could people PLEASE stay on topic!
The Running Sheet doesn't exist.
Sheets can't run.
What EHL has is stationary.

[therisingblues]

edit*Damn computer*

[therisingblues]

edit* dc*

[LPH]

Does the sheet have a twin ???

[Dogwatcher]

No, but there's plenty more where he came from.

[MightyEagles]

Could people PLEASE stay on topic!
The Running Sheet doesn't exist.
Sheets can't run.
What EHL has is stationary.

Where's your proof that it doesn't exist.
I'll show it to Wedgie at the first week of the finals to proof that it does exist.

[Pseudo]

BUT! Did you know that a Llama is a Quadroped & has a beak for eating honey?

Do you know what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

(oops, wrong film...)