mal wrote:3 Decades ago
I was
80kg
young
long beautiful HAIR shining gleaming ...
and had as many feMALe possessions at the Bay Disco as Jimmy Allan gets in footy games
Sunday
115kg
old
fat
ugly
grey
balding
looking far from a greek god
I was in the ground for about 1 minute when I was chatted by a feMALe
She said sheez seen me around [very round ]
We chatted for a few minutes , and she won my heart
how ?
she bought me snags at the bbq tent !
rrrr the clock was turned back
amazingly this is true, i even said to him when he was next to bbq & talking to a delightful young lady, ''how do you do it, you seem to always have a gorgeous young lady with you''......my brother pointed out later ''that it'd be that huge thing in his pants'' i said what !! ? he said ''his wallet''
ALL TRUE