A Centrals player died and went to heaven. When he gets there he is met by the angel and told "down the corridor to Room 18 - quiet when you go past room 8".
A Glenelg Player dies and when he gets to the pearly gates is told " Down the corridor Room 11 - quiet when you go past room 8"
A North player dies and when he gets to the pearly gates is told " Down the corridor room 15 - quiet when you go past room 8".
He asks "Why must I be quiet when I get to room 8?" The answer " Because that is where the Sturt players are and they think they are the only ones here".
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Re: Best SANFL Joke
by westies sarge » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:51 pm
Q.WHATS the difference between a dead dog laying on the road and a dead central supporter laying on the road?
A. there's skid marks in front of the dog.........
you your a port supporter when.........
you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table infront of her 3 kids
A. there's skid marks in front of the dog.........
you your a port supporter when.........
you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table infront of her 3 kids
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Re: Best SANFL Joke
by ol man emu » Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:16 pm
Central district supporter who woke up with a brain bending hang over, was shocked to find his wife with one of his old footy socks in the fry pan.
''What the hell are you doing woman''? he asked.
''What you asked me to do last night just before you passed out.'' she replied.
''You asked me to cook your sock.''
''What the hell are you doing woman''? he asked.
''What you asked me to do last night just before you passed out.'' she replied.
''You asked me to cook your sock.''
EMUS? the rock stars of the outback.
emus are berserk. they run fast, playhard,
and to be honest, we admire their insanity.
emus are berserk. they run fast, playhard,
and to be honest, we admire their insanity.
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Re: Best SANFL Joke
by westozfalcon » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:53 pm
Why was South Adelaide the last club to get a website?
Ans: Because they had to put three W's in a row.
Ans: Because they had to put three W's in a row.
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Re: Best SANFL Joke
by ol man emu » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:32 pm
What's the difference between a trampoline and a port supporter?
You take your boots of before you jump on a trampoline.
You take your boots of before you jump on a trampoline.
EMUS? the rock stars of the outback.
emus are berserk. they run fast, playhard,
and to be honest, we admire their insanity.
emus are berserk. they run fast, playhard,
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Re: Best SANFL Joke
by Barto » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:58 pm
Did you hear that Tampax are going to be Port's new sponsor? It's because they're a bunch of ***** going through a bad period.
It's all the SANFL's fault.
Re: Best SANFL Joke
by CoverKing » Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:33 pm
westozfalcon wrote:Why was South Adelaide the last club to get a website?
Ans: Because they had to put three W's in a row.
LOL i like that one! Lame but funny!
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Re: Best SANFL Joke
by LPH » Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:30 am
Pseudo wrote:X Runna wrote:Went down to the tattoo parlour last week and told the bloke I wanted the years of all the Port Adelaide premierships tattooed down my leg.
When he laughed I asked him why......
"You're not tall enough"
So you said "fair enough. Can I at least get the Eagles premierships tattooed along my John Thomas?"
When he laughed you asked him why...
(in all seriousness, I thought your original joke was a cracker)
Lucky you have a foreskin then Psuedo... you can fit the other 2 the Bays have got on it!
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