mighty_tiger_79 wrote:free beer

and jack daniels....

was a great day

till I woke up this morning

The stupid bitch arse hoe today while out driving
road works ahead so the traffic had to merge from 2 lanes into 1

she was driving right up the guy in front of her cars bumper so she didn't have to let anyone in
wouldn't make eye contact or anything
would speed to make sure no gaps were big enough for anyone to try change into that lane

I wanted to pull her out the car and slap her at the next traffic lights

but instead I just frowned at her

she wont ever be doing that again

getting my first fantasy footy win of the season
and the fact it was against @HH3 makes it so much better
I don't care if I don't win another game all year.......which I wont

what a coincidence, HH3 and myself are playing Gaelic against each other on the weekend too.....

I always thought 'Gaelic' was two words though.............

For some reason at work I am the only person who ever refills the hand towels etc in the toilet.
everyone else just never does it, like its beneath them or something.

So just over a month ago, in protest I thought **** THIS I am not refilling this shit anymore.



today marks the 5th week I refused to refill the hand towels in the work toilet.
today marks the 5th week we have not had any hand towels in the work toilet

**** lazy stupid **** at work.

we moved leaving for our honey moon back one day so we can see foo fighters and rise against.


also MT the protest is still going strong. I will not give in

so you had a hard on in the waiting room of your dr?

I used to read those choose your own adventure books, but I kept getting lost.................................................ZING!

my neighbours either side are good, but the one two houses down, and elderly couple act as if me and my fiancé are the pawns of satan

when we drive or walk past we wave and say hello, they ignore us like we are not even there.

they also have a dog that screams like a woman being attacked, its funny as

the only time they ever talk is when the dog screams and they say "we aren't hurting our dog"

3 in 3 months, and the first thing you think of is buying another battery.

classic

I need to know when people are gonna stop talking god/bible shit??

sorry mate, but I cant bring myself to press play
pretty happy just staring at the preview screen

why didn't I take today off in advance?

this is me today

oh yeah and another difference between a hens night and a bucks night
is a hens night they take hptoso of every monet they possibly can
at a bucks night, if u take photos or videos of anything u better delete that shit

There are people that are thankful to have loved ones at their wedding
And there are people who count the money from the wishing well the night of their wedding.

I don't even know what's happening. I'm just bored as shit and can't sleep now after pretty much fallin asleep all day at my desk.

yeah next Saturday
what are you wearing?

any advice?
besides getting someone else to drive

The way the guests at my wedding partied

Absolute bloody ripper of a night.

Classic

Rupert Murdoch

What a dead set ****.

my last day, finishing at 2


BUT my boss is being a massive **** today, might be my last day ever if I end up belting him

cockstain

purple monkey dishwasher....

that is very bizarre...

because last night, I shit myself after 31 years of service.........

Brodlach wrote:

HH3 wrote:Has anyone seen my cock?

Johno might know

Usually I only get to see about half of it...................................

under 5 weeks till im in America... pew pew pew

kickinit

absolute legend of the forums!

cannot believe FC saw my post, rang her friend up to meet her at the local coffee shop, ordered a coffee
got a stranger to take a photo of her friend looking shocked with the coffee in her hand.
Then uploaded her photo to this thread.


surely there would be an easy way to upload photos on the internet.


you must really of been shocked Footy Chick!!

Is that in relation to Seth Rogans comments on the film?

That he back tracked quick as a flash?

I dont mind Russ. I think its shit that its gonna be partly on him.

It was Pete Carrols call not to run it, and Russ made the right pass. The receiver attempted a lazy catch, and the rookie DB made an amazing play to pick it off.

correct... THEY HAD A TIME OUT LEFT!!!!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU NOT RUN!!!???

Dumbest call in the history of superbowls...

Seeing Sherman's reaction was awesome..

http://i.imgur.com/MNKOY1M.gif

on twitter yesterday when they showed this vision, I made the call it reminded me of that simpsons episode.
I just don't have the ability to do this, that's awesome.
im glad someone did do it.

RIP Everybody in FC's street

who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

I am never going to live down the fact I got lost on my anniversary am I?
with you guys or with the wife, she brings it up almost as much as you guys do lol


but I honestly will get lost, a lot.
but atleast I have an excuse being somewhere I have never been before
unlike when I got lost in Adelaide every day

A month FC?
It was 2 months....

Plus I had physio on my groin for but over a month before that


So I'm gonna be comin back looking like scuddz but playing like catfish

Footy Chick wrote:If you take away her fake boobs and plastic face, i'm sure she's really pretty.

thank you for pointing that out, did not even realise there was a face in those photos at first.

It's probably a fake anyway.

JK wrote:I have a very small multi going of Saints 1-39 into Brisbane, trying to work out whether I should take Sportsbets cash out option at around 8/1 or just risk it for around 30/1

please tell me you didn't cash out?

this time last week I thought al crows supporters were dead or didn't have access to the internet.

now its like they are all alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections

that is one old wrinkly looking dick

I am on my last warning before perma-ban
so I aint saying shit

How u get a red card in horse racing?

Adam Voges

If only his number 1 fan still visited these forums.....................

I heard people were re using the jokes we heard a year ago..............

yeah I heard that he is missing his legs

worst.ending.ever