Dear Diary

I feel dirty and confused.

A great bloke is playing for North, Lewie Hender. Ripping lad. As a Bays fans I am finding myself supporting North in a finals series and hoping they win.

This isn't normal and this goes against all I hold near and dear to me.

Why are North recruiting good blokes like Lewie instead of d!ckheads like Antrobus, Hart and Jarman??

Please help

Cheers

Conflicted

knowledge wrote:What was the North interchange official doing? Must be dyslexic!

Looking the other way as Josh Carr ran out onto the ground whilst pulling a knuckle duster out of his sock

I would suggest a skolling contest between celebrities from each club, but I fear that Grenville Dietrich would confer an insurmountable advantage to the Roosters.

Absolutely. There wouldn’t me many leagues in the entire country that have handled this situation better throughout It’s entirety to date than the Adelaide Footy League. Let’s hope we get the season filled without any interruptions.