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Re: AFL Round 18

What % of people don't acknowledge their sexuality publicly?
More than 1.6% I'd say.
by amber_fluid
Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:37 pm
 
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Re: AFL Round 18

Look if it promotes awareness and education then it's got to be a good thing, right?
by amber_fluid
Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:39 pm
 
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Re: Happy Birthday

Happy birthday Pirate.
I was going to have a night off drinking but since it's your 40th I might grab a good bottle of red off the shelf!

First glass is for you...... cheers mate! :lol:
by amber_fluid
Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:27 pm
 
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Re: 2017 Footy trips

Best footy trips I ever did were Whyalla and Broken Hill via a bus.
Bus trips are what make the footy trip.

Bugger flying to Bali, Gold Coast or even Melbourne.

Plus Whyalla and Mildura have more single mums per capita then anywhere in Australia apparently ;)
by amber_fluid
Wed Jul 26, 2017 4:58 pm
 
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Re: 2017 Footy trips

Best footy trips I ever did were Whyalla and Broken Hill via a bus.
Bus trips are what make the footy trip.

Bugger flying to Bali, Gold Coast or even Melbourne.

Plus Whyalla and Mildura have more single mums per capita then anywhere in Australia apparently ;)


Are they still single mums if we venture back there and some look very familiar? ;)

Mate if anyone calls out 'Dad' just look down and walk the other way................. ;)
by amber_fluid
Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:55 pm
 
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Re: Things that you rate!

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I'm 6'3, 95kg, 12 inches*

*The last part may or may not be true :lol:


My 5'10 - 5'11 estimate was for my dick. What was everyone else talking about?


Does your dick weigh 80kg?
Good luck with that one.
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:33 pm
 
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Re: Not all black and white

Hodges and Penberthy - Part 1

https://www.fiveaa.com.au/shows/david-and-will/The-Time-Scotty-Hodges-Bailed-On-A-Game-Halfway-Through

Hodges and Penberthy - Part 2

https://soundcloud.com/fiveaa/scott-hodges-david-penberthy-part-2

Part 3

https://soundcloud.com/fiveaa/scott-hodges-david-penberthy-part-3

Part 4 :

https://soundcloud.com/fiveaa/scott-hodges-david-penberthy-part-4


Cheers for the links Booney!
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:44 pm
 
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Re: Things that you rate!

I'm 6'3, 95kg, 12 inches*

*The last part may or may not be true :lol:
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:17 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

MW wrote:Your love life is controlled by data and statistics? That's sad.


What he really means is he gets a root twice a week for 2 minutes each time :lol:
by amber_fluid
Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:16 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

Your love life is controlled by data and statistics? That's sad. So is just about everyones under 40.

I met my missus on Tinder. Tinder is an app which specialises on providing matches based on your location and social media profile.

Data. In other words.

C'mon man, you don't have to marry someone who lives in the same suburb.
Venture outside mate. It uses real time location intelligence you pelican :lol:

So if you're holidaying in Melbourne, it provides you Melbourne people.

My missus lived in Medindie, nowhere near where I live. It matched her because i was swiping right at a Port game at AO one day.

:lol: ;)

On tinder at a Port game?
Is this you two?

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by amber_fluid
Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:31 pm
 
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Re: We wan't a Crows v Power Grandfinal in 2017.

woodublieve12 wrote:McVeigh has been exceptional since his return


Does he want a Port v Crows GF as well?
by amber_fluid
Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:09 pm
 
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Re: Round 19, predictions, live scores, shit canning & resul

carey wrote:
carey wrote:Audi room for the showdown tomorrow I might behave tonight now.



Well that doesn't look like working. Footy lads have just told me we're going to clearway at the village tonight after a pub crawl home from playing at Mitchell Park.

No wonder my Mrs hates me.


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by amber_fluid
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:02 pm
 
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Re: Round 19, predictions, live scores, shit canning & resul

You gotta love Eddie Betts.
I wanted so much too dislike him when he left Carlton but you just can't.
by amber_fluid
Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:49 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

Kruezer is as good as any ruckman going around today.
by amber_fluid
Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:41 pm
 
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Re: Adelaide Crows 2017

Brodlach wrote:Never had a 'great' CHF.


John Klug was the 'man'.
by amber_fluid
Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:49 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

Out - Hombsch Trengove Monfries Young
In - Howard Wingard Ah Chee Houston

Ext bench has Neade Bonner White added.

Hmmm Port going shorter rather than taller... i'd like Morell's opinion on this!

He's just plotting a graph now, he'll get back to us all shortly.
Actually his SWARM analysis is due as well :lol:
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:08 pm
 
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Re: Things that you rate!

Winning 10 free pints at the pub tonight. :partyman:


Will we see some late night posting? I hope so ;)

And if you're going to take photos tonight and post them can ya at least make them worthwhile ;)


No photos! I can't afford movement down there :lol:

:lol:
No movement required with the photos he posted last Friday night! :lol:
by amber_fluid
Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:11 pm
 
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Re: The never ending No AFL in the SANFL whinge thread

Definitely option A...
You can't tell me Port were happy to have their Power players scattered across the SANFL playing different game styles in different positions.

Sure they would have been happy but my understanding they were also respectful and understood the SANFL climate, unlike the Crows who were the clear instigators.

Respectful?
You're kidding right?

Kochie and his team were anything but this.........
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:57 pm
 
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

carey wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Every ******* thing.



I had no idea my Mrs was on SAFooty lol


Mate get over yourself........ you're not everything! ;)
by amber_fluid
Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:37 pm
 
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Re: AFL Round 21

Corona Man wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Geez they wanna suck off joe Daniher tonight.

He has played well though

Bi Polar?


Bisexual?
by amber_fluid
Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:52 pm
 
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Re: AFL Round 21

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by amber_fluid
Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:45 pm
 
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Re: Things that you rate!

Footy Chick wrote:Ewww, with the parentals? :shock:

Weren't you reading? :lol:


They weren't his parents. :lol:
You've met HH3 haven't you?
He's a strange cat!
by amber_fluid
Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:28 am
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

Brodlach wrote:I don't think dropped for one game maybe 2 means Port "clearly don't want him'. That's being a bit over the top


Coming into the pointy end of the season and playing younger players in front of him.....I'd be worried if I was him.
He'd be CHB if I was coach.
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:47 am
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

We need a SAFooty online test I think before you get to post in here.
What questions should we have? :lol:

I think we've taken dribbling sh*t to a whole new level!
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:56 pm
 
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Re: AFL Round 23 - This is it

Ablett doing the hokey pokey today, out then in and now out again. Won't play against Port

Shows how invested in the GC he is. He's gone, either to Geelong or into retirement.

I really feel he's tarnished his career a bit with the way he's been the last 12 months. I know he's probably a bit sore, but he has zero interest in that club.

Hope GC play hard ball and make him stand out of football next year.
The blokes a sook.
He was happy to take the massive coin on offer and now it's all too hard he wants to go home.
Great footballer but a **** sook!!
by amber_fluid
Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:36 pm
 
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Re: Mayweather v McGregor

They're Both wankers.
It was a crap fight really.
Mayweather could have finished it way earlier if he really wanted too.
Didn't reach any great heights unfortunately.
by amber_fluid
Sun Aug 27, 2017 5:22 pm
 
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Re: Mayweather v McGregor

Only highlight for me was the Corona girls.
by amber_fluid
Sun Aug 27, 2017 5:23 pm
 
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Re: Who wins it from here?

Anyone except Port or the Crows.
by amber_fluid
Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:31 pm
 
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Re: Adelaide Crows 2017

MW wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
mighty hounds wrote:Does Anything think we still have some cash in the kitty to make some moves in the off season?

Triggy would.


The 3rd party kitty is always available if needed!!


John Elliot special


Triggy could have learnt a thing or two from Mr Elliot. ;)
by amber_fluid
Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:16 pm
 
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Re: Your poison of choice?

Grenville wrote:Teeling and dry, followed by 3 cups of tea. I'm getting old.


I like my whiskey so I grabbed a bottle of single malt Teeling whiskey last week after you posted this.
I like to try different whiskey all the time.
Wasn't cheap but it was good stuff.

You can keep the cups of tea though mate. ;)
by amber_fluid
Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:41 pm
 
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Re: Kenneth McGregor AFL team of the year 2017

Everyone's favourite player at Port........ Mr Toumpas.
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:46 pm
 
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Re: OMG...

$230 per quarter (or thereabouts) for me
That's close to what we pay a fortnight ATM

$230 a quarter is real cheap.
I assume she has gas as well?

At the end of the day you can pay your bill daily if you like it doesn't actually change the fact we have the highest electricity rate in the world.

Something needs to be done........ most of us on here are fortunate enough that regardless of the price we just pay it and move on.

As a 40 something year old with my head up my ar$e I've recently volunteered my time to help with the homeless and boy is it an eye opener.
I appreciate far more than I ever use to believe me.

If you ever want to help the homeless or the aged pensioners who are struggling, I say go for it as it changes you and your perspective on life.
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:31 pm
 
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Re: Adelaide Footy League Division 4 - 2017

Boosh wrote:You're preaching to the converted here SD, I just hope he's reading this.


I heard Forry is dirty coz that Kolbig bloke polled more votes than him?
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:11 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

mots02 wrote:what i want to know is how the hell did the AA selectors come to their decision on the ruck position if the SWARM hasn't been updated yet?


They made it up.......... much like Morrell does!
by amber_fluid
Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:42 pm
 
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Re: Happy Fathers Day to all the safooty.net Dads.

Dog_ger2 wrote:We all try to make it work. ;)


Good post mate!
Happy Father's Day to you and all the fathers on here for Sunday.

:drinkers:
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:58 pm
 
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Re: Lokan sacked

MW wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Kane Cornes is whispered to be in the mix for the coaching gig...

Not sure what that does to his media commitments


This is as likely as Graham coaching them again


Dual coaches maybe?
Imagine having Graham and Kane as your coach.
I guess 2 know-it-alls is better than one...... :lol:
by amber_fluid
Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:43 am
 
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Re: Adelaide Footy League Division 4 - 2017

The Dark Knight wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Good luck to North Haven in both grades for Saturday.
I'll be getting down to Alberton to have a look.

TDK you playing in the 2's mate?
Yes mate.

Absolutely pumped for training tonight and for Saturday, bring it on.


All the best mate.
by amber_fluid
Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:48 pm
 
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Re: Finals Week 1

Booney wrote:
morell wrote:One of the worst finals I've been to. Ended up out the back talking shit with randos.


How did the integration go?


I assume they weren't 40 year old SANFL fans rando 'types' coz we now know he struggles to communicate and integrate with that demographic! :lol:
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:56 am
 
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Booney wrote:
heater31 wrote:@Booney trolling a bunch of Kids on Facebook about Franchise Teams in the AFL.......
common mate your better than that!


Played with a few nuffys yesterday afternoon across a few threads.


You've been doing that on here for 12 years now. ;)
It's all shits and giggles in the end!
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:04 am
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

Booney wrote:
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Clurey takes the bigger bodied, Howard takes the tall.


Clurey quick enough for Kennedy on the lead?


Yep. Regularly in our top 3 for the 3km time trial too.


That's great if Kennedy takes off on a 3km lead. ;)

Clurey's a much improved player and will do well on Kennedy though.
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:57 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

The last play is amazing.

Ryder wins the tap and places it beautifully to Robbie gray.

Who fumbles and falcons the ball directly to Shuey 5 metres away.

Gray takes the ball (ala st kilda game) port win Shuey not even in the contest.

Gotta love a good choke.

Apparently you get what you deserve mate! :lol:
by amber_fluid
Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:40 am
 
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Re: SANFL Finals Week 2

Jacob Surjan been hitting the Helium again

How's when they asked him about keeping motivation now the Powers season is over..... and he says in his high pitched girly voice, 'we're here to win premierships'.
Yeah righto mate!
Was he reading from a note written on his hand in biro?

Nah I'm pretty sure he can't read.
by amber_fluid
Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:09 pm
 
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Re: SANFL Finals Week 2

Eagles need to sack their fitness dept. Need to get their skin fold calipers calibrated I reckon

Mate you're a fitness guru.......you putting your hand up for the gig?

If fitness guru was downing pints then I'm the man but I know a fat **** or 3 when I see them.

We downed a few yesterday.............. :lol:
by amber_fluid
Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:10 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

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by amber_fluid
Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:15 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

morell wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
morell wrote:I swear they're watching. On my phone just now:



@Booney
@amber_fluid
@Spargo
@MW
@Brodlach

Hey I resemble them
Are you A, B, C, D or E?

I reckon E.


A. Has a bit of HH3 about him :lol:
by amber_fluid
Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:55 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

Ditts on TripleM going with a source from the club saying Ken has been offered 5 year deal from GC. If so, he'd be crazy not to go IMO.
It's only an additional 2 years on his current role (assuming PAFC offer him an extension).

He'd be crazy to take on that basket case, they'll be lucky to be around in 5yrs.. could ruin his career.

Problem is he hasn't been offered anything yet from Port apparently........ and rightly so.
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:51 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

morell wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
morell wrote:Lucky I'm damn good lookin'

[-X

Carn.

Solid 7 easy. 8 tonight for presos let me tell you. My missus is one lucky woman.


You gonna wear ya MP Guernsey over your jumper for Presos?
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:11 pm
 
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Re: Port Adelaide 2017

morell wrote:
HH3 wrote:
morell wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Solid 7 easy. 8 tonight for presos let me tell you. My missus is one lucky woman.


Have you let her know what she can wear?
We've collaborated, yes.

Nothing worse than wearing an orange dress next to a purple tie or something.


You're wearing an orange dress? :shock:
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:18 pm
 
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Re: Best Bargains

Wedgie wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Free beer at the pub 4 -6 Tuesday nights.


Which pub?
I'll see you there.

It's toss the boss night so most people have a 50/50 chance of freebies. The bar maids love me so I get sympathetic tosses. :lol:
Hope Inn


Nothing like a sympathetic toss :lol:
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:14 pm
 
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Re: I need to know....

Know it's been a while, but when did Chorizo become an "in thing" in meals - and why didn't it become one sooner?

The Chorizo from Barossa Fine Foods, put it on the BBQ grill, some slits horizontally across it to let it cook proper, then slice it up into mouthful size chunks, into a bowl and squeeze lemon all over it.... =P~ =P~ =P~

And grab a toothpick and start eating away*
Grab yourself a Carlton draught or Carlton cold if your a tight ar$e and match made in heaven.

*Not sure why I use a toothpick to eat the chorizo but it adds to the experience :lol:
by amber_fluid
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:10 pm
 
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