Takes in Windsor, Wild Horse Plains, Calomba etc

The bustling metropolis' of Windsor and Wild Horse Plains...........

Wild Horse Plains..... Gods country. A breeding ground for talented footballers. Like 1994 B grade association medalist Derek Schulz who's career was tragically cut short by injury and rum..... mainly rum.

When are you gonna give those hammy's a rest and start coaching Donk?

What are you saying Pint? :D All good coaches need an assistant - I'm in if your in ;)
Just saying a man of your football wisdom would make a great coach, I'd come play for you..... if it wasn't for the pies.
just to clarify- "if it wasn't for the pies" refers to me not playing for mallala, not that I eat too many pies. (Although I do enjoy a pie and a pint at the footy occasionally..... ok, regularly)